Edgey

I couldn't get to sleep last night. I tossed and turned until 4 am! 4 AM MIND YOU!!!!!

And what did I think about during those long lonely hours?

Well to tell you the truth I spent at least 2 of them wondering how The Edge can get away with being called The Edge.

What kind of nickname is that anyway?

Is it because he's cutting edge?

I wonder if anyone has ever walked near him and sung "don't push me/cause I'm close to the edge".

This is what kept me awake last night.

The Edge....your name is dumb.

And then I woke up and it was all a dream.