The Turkey Slap Diaries

Have you heard our latest toon Turkey Slap?

Go to our Myspace and give your ears an early Xmas treat!

It's all killer no filler, right? But what you haven't heard is the TRUE tale of our Turkey Slap recording (unless you're in Bosom, and if you are, hey dudes, see you at rehersal!)

So this romantic lovesong was recorded in a Sydney studio, lets call it Budhha Studios, recently.

When we told our engineer the song was called Turkey Slap, he ejaculated (words out of his mouth, not semen from his pants, numnuts); "I love Camilla!"

A bit of background for those of you not in the know... Camilla was a housemate on 2006 Big Brother. She was lovingly held down by two boys who then proceeded to slap her in the face with their penises (penii?).

T'was mighty scandalous, with even the PM at the time getting involved, saying;

"Here's a great opportunity for Channel 10 to do a bit of self-regulation and get this stupid program off the air".

Ha. If Rudd the Stud was in office at the time he would have gone in and had a turkey slap party with them. But I digress.

Said engineer then proceeded to tell us he had recorded a song for Camilla, the pock faced slut with a heart of gold who had stolen his own wooden heart.

After recording our tune, we rushed into the mixing room and begged to hear this amazing song, and AMAZING IT WAS!

He had basically taken a sample from the show when Camilla was evicted. The sample was; "But I'm not wearing any underwear".

This was set to a technotronic beat and was repeated infinite times.

It was hypnotic.

He just stared off into space as it played over and over again..."not wearing any/not wearing any/ but I'm not wearing any underwear..."

SCARY STALKER MAN! Just the kind I like!

I told him he should send it to her, and guess what???? He already had!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sadly, she has not replied, fuckin snobby bitch.

He looked sad, but I can report that he didn't cry.

The End By Me