The Shania Defense

The most exciting news in the history of the world has happened, and it's happened, fittingly enough, to ME!

My delightful parents are giving me A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't drive, but hey, it will make a nice guest room.
ha.

No really, I'm going for my L's next week, and then I'll be driving Miss Daisy.
I'm not too concerned about being a late bloomer, re: driving.
Hell, if anything goes wrong, I'll just use the Shania Twain Defense.

One of the most notorious drunk drivers in the Ottawa area has been found not criminally responsible on his latest impaired driving charges because of a mental disorder that makes him believe female celebrities are controlling his actions.

Matt Brownlee believed singer Shania Twain was helping him drive. (AP file phot

The 33-year-old man told psychiatrists that he knew the legal repercussions of his actions, but believed singer Shania Twain was helping him drive.

Boy, do I know that feeling!
If only my spirit guide was Shania, instead of Whitney Housten.

Go read the article HERE. It's all true I tells ya.

PS, Anyone wanna give me a driving lesson? I have an awesome cassette collection.