Tattoo Travesties

Hands up who reckons this freak looks like Australian Idols Lee (I'm talkin' fucking Lee!) after a few years on the RSL circuit?


Very normal to get Brad Pitt and his adopted son inked onto your body.

OK. Those tatts are old news.

Let's get hip, happening and now.

Let's look at the disaster that is Torri Spelling's new fiancee.


Man, he's even put the canyon cleavage in.
Now I'm no wowser, but young man, you are going to regret that one day. Probably a day very near to today.