LaToya Sells For Oz

So this is some kind of Australian malted drinkypoo, that is being promoted in the US by LaToya Jackson.

A few points about La Toyas role in my life;

* I once had an axolotyl named after her.

* I own her Playboy video. You should all come over and see it. She acts out her problems with her father through interpretive dance, horse riding and nudity. It's probably the most dramatic Playboy video I've ever seen.

* So I can secretly spy on my old school cronies without being recognised, I have adopted the persona of LaToya on one of those Chums Reunited sites. This is my profile;

Since tragically losing my nose in a bizarre porn accident mid 1994, I've been keeping a low profile. Mainly just working on my psychic hotline and pottering around uptown LA. I'm still having periodic nightmares about school and of course the ones about michael never cease!!!!! Hoping for babies in the new year, 2001 saw great advancements in cloning, and my petri dish is loaded up and ready!!!!!!

So there you have it. This woman is very important to me. I am proud to be from the country whos wares she has decided to tout.

Just because, here are some nude pics of the most beautiful Jackson in the world.
That second pic isn't strange at all.