Quote Of The Day

That Paris, she's such a gagger;

"My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters... from giving blow jobs.

"I totally believed her. She's like, 'It's from sucking.' I'm like, 'Ewwww!'

"I told my boyfriend - he's like, 'Why don't you ever do that?' I'm like, 'Because my mom told me you get these craters.' And he's like, 'Paris, you're 19. You're allowed to do this.'

"I've only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life."

Wow, and she looks so professional! Must be an inate talent.