Me Stoopid

Thank you to the anonymous poster who pointed out my severe mental retardation!
When writing about Pluto's demise, I turned the word "smashed" into "crashed" , hence, renaming "saturn" "caturn".
This led to further confusion, when I used the word "cunt" in my new little rhyme. I will have to replace that with ... errmm....slash? Slit?
I don't know. Maybe I'll need to start all over again.

I feel like a big dum dum. I hope you are all laughing and pointing sharp sticks at me. I deserve it.

Go here to see the competition for a new mnemonic, now that Pluto is a dud.
My fave is the one that won the bad taste award;
Molesting Very Excitedly, Michael Jackson Sucks Underage Nipples.
hmmmmm.