Paris Impersonator Nude

She's got the wonky eye thing going on, but otherwise, this is a pretty poor effort.

I mean the real Paris is a small stripey shirted man with a little curly black moustache who rides a bike and carries a baguette and subsists on a diet of snails, croissants and yoplait.

Fire your researcher, Playboy.

ps. is it just me, or does it look like god forgot to give this critter a vagina?