Pluto Demoted

It is with a heavy heart that I report that Pluto is no longer a planet, after a conglomerate of geeks decided to religate it to dwarf status.

I ask you, does this
look like this????
Bloody nerds!
Now I'll have to change my planet chant from My Very Expensive Mercedes Just Crashed Up Near Parramatta to.....
ummmmm.....
My Very Easy Moley Juicy Cunt Used Nair.... or some such thing.