Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Bon Jovial Dolls


Yeah! Rock on Jon Bon! You are the man!!!! You are hard core scary rock n roll monster!! You wake up on a bed of nails and are wanted dead or alive!

Some people even call you young gun!!!! WOOT!

These action figures, or 'dolls' as we call them around here, are not "this beat is fagmatronic" at all. They're masculine and hard. They look like they have been made out of the sweat of tigers and the testicles of cougars.

Don't listen to Richie when he says your's looks like Keith Urban...
He's just jealous cause they put two cocks on his dolly.

You are da man, Mr Good Jovi, and when you said “I always think I'm the Tom Cruise of music - a lot of success and fans, but no critics, darling”, i didn't think you were a wanker at all.
Bless

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