Me And Brit

Gawd, substitute toilet bowl for gutter and bodyguard for random stranger, then you pretty much have my evening last night, down to teeeeeee....

"Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off.

"She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home.

"She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up.

"There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth.

"Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn't really seem with it, but I don't know if she was drunk or not."

Except I'm pretty sure I was drunk!