Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Hollywood Glamour

Time for a Busting Out style report, and today we have three unique and challenging looks.

First up we have the amazing Ms. Versace:




GOOD! Gorgeous! Stunning work here Donatella! Don't let anybody stop you baby. Versace is all about risks, and honey, this outfit looks like both a fashion and a medical risk.

Do not be giving Donatella any grief. This poor bitch has been through enough. She lost her septum in a tragic caving accident, her brother was murdered, her daughter is anorexic, and she looks like Lady GaGa's mangina. ENOUGH I SAY! SHe is fab and you wish you were her.

Let us move on.



OK, what the fuck is going on here Lindsay?

That dusty pink thing looks like my nannas toilet seat cover, and now that I think about it, the dress underneath looks like my nannas bedroom quilt.

Looking even closer, that face, that glazed expression...OH MY FUCKING GOD, NANNA?! Get back to the Glamour Retirement Village stat! You don't want to miss the creamed corn and trifle bingo night do you?!

Fernando is calling the numbers tonight, sweetheart.

Let us clean our minds with this next hot look:

Captain Faggo is my GOD! That pantless dude behind Captain Faggo is all "hell yeah, go Captain Faggo! Work it beyatch!".

When Captain Faggo is not hanging around in parks drinking goon and playing shuttlecock, he can be found soaring through the skies sprinkling Captain Faggo glitter wherever he goes.

Heed my words, Captain Faggo is going to save us from global warming. Remember this face. He is your saviour.

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