Xmas Products #3

If you are anything like me, you'll find that around the party season, you start to get a bit lax about personal hygiene.
Cigarettes, pudding and beer may feel good on the inside, but trust me, your fellow man is suffering.
So why not give yourself a gift this year? Better yet, get yourself two.

The Hello Kitty Breath Tester
is not a device to see if you should dash (ie. drive), but a device to see if you should pash (ie. dive).

A happy kitty icon means you'’ll get big hugs from daddy while a little wincing kitty means pack your bags princess, it's off the salt mines for you!

Once you've taken care of upstairs, it's time to pay attention to that oft neglected area, the sphincter.
Sphincterine is ass-stringent for your butt, because...

Nothing goes better with a minty fresh ass than a crystal clear rear