Big Kev Is (sob) Dead
'Tis sad, but true, the big king of stain removal, Big Kev, died on Monday of a heart attack.
I know he irritated some people, but the Big Kev Gum Remover worked wonders on my Hubba Bubba infested hair.
Tomorrow I will be going to the Hunter Valley to 'taste' wine. I will be dedicating this mission to the man who put "I'm Excited" into the mouths of every good Aussie battler.
RIP Kev. You made my hair pretty again.
6 Comments:
That's right kids, don't be fat: it's deadly (and skinny is sexier)!
Slap me.
Now, now M!key...u have enough trouble on your own blog with your fatist views.
Some fat (like on boobs) is very pretty. Not that Big Kevs boobs were pretty. Actually, he was a very unattractive man...
I'll let it slide in this instance.
you are correct about fat on boobs wiz: I'll pay that one. (as long as the appeal of the aforementioned lovely pair of features are not countered by too much fat on the ass...)
Slap me again...
mmmm ... boobs
Can we not talk about Big kev and sexy fat at the same time!!!
Can we not talk about Big kev and sexy fat at the same time!!!
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