Why I Invented The Internet

You know, the internet is full of mad crazy stuff.

If you had told me in 1989, when Bedroom Eyes was the highest selling Australian single, and I invented the internet, that my invention would be used for advertising painted babies and meat cyborgs, I would have been flabbergasted.

But here we are in 2006 and my little creation is doing just that. Thankyou Stuart, who pointed me in the direction of this wonderful photographer, Becky Carter, who is not only awesome because her name is almost the same as Bec Cartwrights. She also makes 6 year olds look like 40 year olds, and if we can't admire that, this world has gone to the fucking dogs.

Go and look at her portfolio. It is truly wonderous. This is what dreams are made of (in the immortal words of Lizzie Macguire in her Lizzie Goes To Italy movie).