Six For Simon Townsend

When I was a wee little thing, not long out of nappies (and not far behind a training bra), I was on Simon Townsends Wonderworld.

It was a segment on mushrooms, and I handed around a box of mushies to all the kids in the audience. Little did I realise that a few years later I would be picking through cow shit in the mountain ranges of Lismore, looking for more mushrooms to hand around to the kids, but that's another story.


Anyway, that's why todays link dump is called Six For Simon Townsend. If you don't like it you can fuck off.

1. Simon Townsends Wonderworld. Do you think he was a rock spider?



2. The First Annual Myspace Stupid Haircuts Award. I'm on Myspace. Wanna be my friend?


3. Beer For Dogs. Woodrow would have loved this! The first night I bought my beyatch Rizzo home, she knocked over longnecks and slurped up beer all evening. I knew then I had found my true dog match.



4. Duct Tape Wall Hangings. Because sometimes, blutac is just not enough.


5. Some Of Dales Pictures. It's a little known fact that Dale is Simon Townsends best friend and the inspiration behind Wonderworld.



6. Does Viagra Keep Flowers From Wilting? An important experiment, that was first tested on Simon Townsends Wonderworld. Fact.