All I want For Xmas

Yeah, as I was saying, all i want for Christmas is.....Larry Birkhead and Britney Spears to get together!

And guess what?
It's not outside the realms of possibilty.

Larry, Anna Nicole Smiths baby-daddy has a crush on Brits!

"I think Britney is sexy," he has announced to the world, further cementing the worlds opinion of him as a fine judge of character when choosing a mate.

Some booner or other has said "Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes - and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days," adding that Larry finds being a single dad challenging, and is looking to date a single woman with children.

HAHAHA! Please happen and please get MTV onto this straight away.

ps. Brits is getting her kids hair tested for pot residue....god I missed you all!