I LOVE THE INTERNET!

Welcome to the internet. I invented it just over four years ago. Do you like it? I sure hope you do! It took a lot of work to get it up and running!

You can use the internet to find out all sorts of things. What is the name of that bird I just saw pooing on my car? How many animals really did die in the making of Milo and Otis? Why does Billy Bob Thonrton only eat orange food?

All this and more can be discovered on my magical invention, the internet. Here is a video to explain more: