Mantrap!

Jayne Mansfield, my favourite celebrity of all time, once said, "if you want a better man, build a better man-trap", or something close to that anyways. I am quoting off the top of my head, so sue me Mariska Hargitay! I double, triple dare you! Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you. Maybe I could rape a tradie on the way to court and you could make an episode of Law and Order SVU about it. How do you like THEM apples?!

........................ how do you like this mantrap?..............................................

Um, yeah....so....mantraps.

Oh, that's right, that is also what my mum calls tits. Actually it could be "manbait"? Hmmmm, whatever, she is senile and has small boobs.

Did you also know that a rug can be a mantrap?! A furry mantrap!? No shit, check out this public service anouncement. I wish I had learnt about this in my formative years.