Xmas Products #4

The Fist Shaped Dildo Dong

I don't really know what to say. I think this review about sums it up;

I thought it would be a bit bigger. It's kind of like a baby's arm holding an apple. I just wish it had the hairy apple bag attached. Jen Cav likes it too.

A bit of KY and it slipped into my balloon knot easily. I made a mount for it so I can attach it to a chair and sit on it whenever I want.

Next time my platoon buddies want to have some shower fun I am going to break out this baby. When they try and ass rape me they will not even be able to touch the sides!!

Who knew that Amazon was this cool!! A+