Only Women Bleed

Poor little Mischa Barton had the painters in, and forgot to put down any floor covering.

Lord knows that is totally embarro! It happened to me on a much grander scale, during school assembly, when I was a wee little lass. It was a character building experience, straight from the pits of hell.

But this isn't about me, it's about that clean little Marissa Cooper. Why oh why is she dressed entirely in white, though?
When you're expecting a visit from Aunty Flow, the safest option is tweed. Everyone knows that!

If you want a closer look at her bloody crotch, click on the picture, ya weirdo!

By the way, that pic was reappropriated from Pink Is The New Blog.
Trent, you make me want to LALA