Truckface Is Hungry 'N' Sad

Stupid Truckface Anniston is sad because a big tongued Brit with a chronic speech impediment won't play with her.

Jennifer Aniston has told friends that she feels betrayed by Jamie Oliver. The actress is furious after learning that the chef has agreed to cater for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's forthcoming wedding.

A source told The Mirror, "Jennifer considered Jamie to be a friend so when she saw pictures of him having a cosy dinner with Brad, Madonna and Guy Ritchie in London's Locanda Locatelli this week, she was devastated.

Dumb tard! She should get Suasage Fingers Huey to cater. She looks like she needs a good dose of bangers and mash.
Maybe THIS naked chef can bang and mash her!