Bloody Dogs

A young lass I know (hi Kim!) once won a radio competition in the following way.

The comp was to recount your biggest fear. Kim won by announcing to the world that her biggest fear was that when her dog, MILF, was menstruating she was scared that her toe would fall into her bloody vagina when they were sleeping on the same bed.

Needless to say this was community radio, and she won.

This same dog was put in kids underwear whenever she had the painters in.

This was obviously not enough. What these gals needed was a good old fashioned Belsanit; A Sanitary Towel For Dogs.

Hmmm. I am very happy that my bitch Rizzo has been chop chopped.

Please note that if you are using this product; NEVER LET YOUR DOG EAT THE TOWEL.