Monday, February 20, 2006

Spunks And Spunkettes


SissyBoyCecil is your new boyfriend.
Don't lie! Your mum rang me and told me all about it.

She reckons you broke up with Nigel cause he was always boxing the hobbit, and then Steve ran off with that guy with the big light sabre.

Then you tried to pash on with that pretty ballet dancer but he was busy with that elusive psycho.

hmmm. Anyway, gotta dash. Your gran set me up with some saucy minx she met on the telephone. She sounds beautiful!

2 Comments:

Blogger Ross T said...


"I'm not allowed to have an email address, b/c of something I did awhile back."


This has creeped me out... what could she have done to deprive her of an email address... She must be in prison, I guess.

11:39 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think she meant to say they deprived her of an ebay account.The media often misquotes stars.

6:18 PM  

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