Stalker

Oh my lord, can anyone say stalker?!
You have to check out this odd tribute to love;
Bryans "I Love Trista" Page.

I have had many stalkers in my time...all weirdos, none hot.
I realised recently I haven't had one for awhile, and that left me with an overwhelming feeling of neglection.

Have I changed?
Have the losers changed?

What do I have to do to be pestered by virgin geeks again?
I miss those pitter patter sounds behind me when I walk down dark alley ways. To me, that is the sound of being wanted. That, good people, is the sound of LOVE.