Special Needs Paris

Precious Paris is going to jail and its gonna be just like poor Frances Farmer all over again.

Picture this coming out of La Paree's mouth. I was"raped by orderlies, gnawed on by rats, poisoned by tainted food, chained in padded cells, strapped in strait jackets and half drowned in ice baths"...and it was totally not hot!

Get a grip honeydip. What is it now? 23 days? Relax. Take a load off. Reflect, redact then redux.

Besides, you're being housed in the 'special needs housing unit', ya little spaztard! No sharp corners and lots of play dough to form meaningful relationships with. You'll be fine.

While we're waiting for further information on Paris' incarceration, please enjoy my fabulous photoshop skills.