Beat On The Brat
Beat On the Brat is an awesome song. Here. Let's listen to it:
So romantic, don't you think?!
So that song is the raddness, but what is not bodacious is beating up kids in real life. What's even worse is beating up a kid 'cause he is pouring sand into another kids butt crack. Sometimes it is just one of those days.
Hitting these kids only leads to this kind of behaviour:
Oh my flying spaghetti monster! That must have been some beating!
I once was babysitting a kid who tore all his clothes off and stuck a hose up his bum. The hose was ON!
But did I hit him? No! Once the hose had been gently removed I ran into the bathroom and laffed my arse off. And now I am writing about it on the internet!
Anyways, the only way to deal with this kind of thing is to remix it into an hilarious song. Enjoy.
So romantic, don't you think?!
So that song is the raddness, but what is not bodacious is beating up kids in real life. What's even worse is beating up a kid 'cause he is pouring sand into another kids butt crack. Sometimes it is just one of those days.
Hitting these kids only leads to this kind of behaviour:
Oh my flying spaghetti monster! That must have been some beating!
I once was babysitting a kid who tore all his clothes off and stuck a hose up his bum. The hose was ON!
But did I hit him? No! Once the hose had been gently removed I ran into the bathroom and laffed my arse off. And now I am writing about it on the internet!
Anyways, the only way to deal with this kind of thing is to remix it into an hilarious song. Enjoy.
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