Ringing Of The Bells
Christmas is the time to rejoice, for we all get presents and that is awesome.
Sometimes we even get to keep the presents we give to other people. Like, you know, your grandpa isn't really into knee high pink leopard print socks, or your Aunty Gertrude doesn't have anywhere in her new retirement village to put the giant cardboard cutout of Johnny Depp you got her. That is also awesome.
Now you have new socks and Johnny Depp!
You also get to eat shitloads of food that you didn't have to pay for, and you can get absolutely maggoted at your parents home and they will think you are just full of seasonal cheer (if they are senile enough).
Then you steal their christmas ham and heaps of beer (always take a very large backback) and you are on your way home. What a great day! Thanx for the lift Nan! Sorry I spewed in your stupid, ugly car. Can I have it when you die?
REJOICE!
Sometimes we even get to keep the presents we give to other people. Like, you know, your grandpa isn't really into knee high pink leopard print socks, or your Aunty Gertrude doesn't have anywhere in her new retirement village to put the giant cardboard cutout of Johnny Depp you got her. That is also awesome.
Now you have new socks and Johnny Depp!
You also get to eat shitloads of food that you didn't have to pay for, and you can get absolutely maggoted at your parents home and they will think you are just full of seasonal cheer (if they are senile enough).
Then you steal their christmas ham and heaps of beer (always take a very large backback) and you are on your way home. What a great day! Thanx for the lift Nan! Sorry I spewed in your stupid, ugly car. Can I have it when you die?
REJOICE!
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