Busting Out Bra Competition
See this outfit on the right???Well I'm about to buy it on ebay, 'cause I gosh darn just love them little ruffled capris.
The problem is, I have spectacularly large boobies, and I ain't never gonna be able to squeeze them into that little bitty top.
So here is your chance to win this top for yourself or the gal you love. I'm sincerely sorry that you have small bosoms, but maybe some ruffles will cheer you up.
(It is described thusly; comes complete with matching halter bikini tie up top. Really cute, lots of fun and VERRRRRRRY SEXYYYYY! Size 10-12).
To win this prize I want you to write a lymeric about boobs. Here's one I thought of while watching The Island on DVD;
There once was a gal from Nantucket
Whose chest was as big as a bucket.
A bucket that's large,
As big as a barge
The question was suck it or fuck it?
There, wasn't that romantic? Actually, I don't want to stifle your creativity. You may write a haiku poem, an ode or even a knock knock joke. Just make it about boobies.
Post your entry in the comments section, or, if you are shy, email me at wizrulz@hotmail.com.
Good luck.
9 Comments:
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
B1 and B2
open door and see two tits.
Oh B stands for Boob!!!!
hee
ok, i'll give it a bash.
Boobs are good
boobs are nice
boobs taste best
when they're served with rice!!
Not a limerick, but what the hey, i'm not a size 10-12 anyway.
Ash
Well you get a prize for spelling limerick right.
Shouldn't you be in hospital having a baby? Not entering competitions for bras that will obviously not fit your lactating melons???!!!
There was a guy on Big Brother
who kept his poo-jabbing under cover.
He confessed one night
"I miss tits, all right,
but I need a big cock on my lover"
Amen,
Sandy
MY GOD...that was amazing!
But I know for a fact you also giagantic titty bags as well!
What will you do if you win????
There once was a surgeon from Ingham
Who enlarged women's tits for a livin'.
But one pair he found
Were hairy all round
So instead of enlarging he shaved 'em.
Carl
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