Lindsays Monsterous Clitoris

I'm sure you're all aware of the war between Paris and Lindsay Lowhore. Well it's just got a lot more exciting, with Brandon Davis weighing in on the battle...

“Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch, she has freckles coming out of her vagina, and her clitoris is seven feet long.”

That's what he says!

It's amazing how they can photoshop that monster out of all her pictures.
Is there something bad about having a seven foot clit?
She should slap him in the face with it!

HA.

GO and watch the video of his anti giant clit rant HERE...

Is it wrong to say I wish my love button was seven foot long? Actually, I'd settle for six foot.