The Tony Danza Code

Getting mighty sick of The Da Vinci Code, so was pleased to discover a new mystery...

The Tony Danza Code

A recent article in The New England Journal of Medicine claims that Tony Danza possesses 3 fully formed hearts. This physiological anomaly is the only way to explain how much Tony cares about his fans.

YEE HAW

PS. She's Out Of Control is an AWESOME movie.