Jessica Simpson Smart

HAHA, here's a funny tale circulating about boobalicious Jess;

The bimbette, who's been tipped to star in the upcoming Baywatch movie, bumped into Pamela Anderson last week and stunned her by asking: "How did you guys run so slowly in the show's opening scene. You know, where you're running down the beach?"

Pam, 38, who played the original CJ, was rendered speechless but after an awkward silence, patiently explained: "It was shot in slow motion." She even resisted the urge to add "Duh!"

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. So much to enjoy, even when I am covered in snot and damp rags.