Rosemary West And Slade Bassist Were Engaged?

Did you know that in the early Noughties Rosemary West was engaged to Slade bass player David Glover?

I sure as hell didn't, and serial killers are part of my bag, baby!

It seems they were writing to each other for a year before the short-lived engagement broke off after negative media publicity.

Glover was kicked out of Slade, Rosemary was sad for a bit, and that's that.

Before he ended the relationship, the bass playing bandit said "We've been writing to each other for a very long time.

"There are family members that I'm going to need to inform about this. I need time to prepare what I'm going to say to them."

Rose also sent this awesome letter to her lawyer, Leo Goatley ;

"I've fallen in love with one of the members of Slade.

"He's 36, six feet two, a professional musician and divorced with two children. . . we fell in love!

"I have a wedding to plan . . . if they allow it!"

Mr Goatley said: "It is clear he had not thought through the ramifications of a marriage to Rose.

"As soon as the chickens came home to roost, he just kind of panicked.

"But it makes you wonder why he was writing to her every day for a year and promising marriage if he was going to be put off so quickly."

I concur.

Glover, who appears to be an idiot, upon learning of West's decision not to appeal her conviction said;

"I firmly believe that Rosemary West was wrongly convicted of murder and was sorry that she felt unable to proceed.

"Since then we have become good friends although reports that we spoke every day and exchanged hundreds of love letters are completely untrue.

"The effect on my life of the publicity surrounding these reports has been completely devastating.

"I have lost my livelihood, a job that I loved and was proud to have.

"Most importantly my family and friends have been caused untold distress."

Oh Mama Weer All Crazee Now!

The End
By Me