Sore Foot
Last night we had a surprise party for me Mum's 60th. It was fun.
When I got home, however, I stacked it big time in my stripper heels, and fucked up my foot royally. A lump the size of a tennis ball swelled up on my ankle. I cried.
Today I have had to sit on a skateboard to get to the dunny....
I like to sing "I have no legs, I have no legs"
Tomorrow I will go to the hospital and get my tootsie amputated.
Now I am a pooing, footless wonder.
IT FUCKING HURTS!
6 Comments:
Maybe if you had normal sized feet and not stupid midget ones this wouldn't happen. FREAK!!!
Ash
ps you look very cute in that photo, is that a new collar?
Maybe if you had normal sized feet and not stupid midget ones this wouldn't happen. FREAK!!!
Ash
ps you look very cute in that photo, is that a new collar?
My mentally retarded husband bought me 8 Wild Turkeys and Coke and wanted me to suck his dick on a skateboard.
I blame you for the suggestion, I blame you for the gammy neck.
Your's sincerely,
Sandy
I would like to say that the young spunky and VERY skinny Jessica Rowe is the new host of the Today Show on Channel 9.
Yours sincerley,
ananymous
Ummm, all these comments are SCARY!
#1: Stutter Ash, it is YOU with the freak feet. They are monstrous, but I guess they are helping to hold up your FAT PREGOS BODY!
Mine are little lotus feet.
#2: Sandy, I don't know what to say. You're welcome?
#3: Anon...is that u M!key? I find the Rowe most toothy and unattractive. Chris Bath is much prettier.
THE END
It's good to see ur foot is getting much better now... and I'd liKe to say The Brandpower lady is the best!
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