He's 45! GROSS!

The grossest thing in the world is someone who is old and trying to act cool and with it.

You know the type; wearing disgusting rats-tails, grinding their pleather pants on teenagers in bars, shopping at supre.

These types remind me of the Donnas song Dirty Denim;

"You look like you've only slept for an hour
You smell like you haven't taken a shower
And your hair is so dirty
It makes you look like you're 30!"

Haha that always cracks me up. Thirty is GROSS!

Don't get me wrong, I love people aging disgracefully, but please, put down the Paul Robinson denim jacket and skinny tie. No one is enjoying it.