Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Tom's A Dick # 666


I'll let Defamer do all the hard work on this one:

TOM CRUISE has given his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES a unique 27th birthday present - a DVD compendium of every movie he has acted in.


The WAR OF THE WORLDS star, 43, decided there was no better gift for his wife-to-be than a full history of his long and fruitful career.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Express, “Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child.”

While we can only guess at the contents of these Cruise movie themed messages (“Will you be my co-pilot? Love, Maverick.”…”Dear Katie: Always respect the cock! And enjoy Magnolia! Ha, ha! Love, Tom”), we have no doubt this deeply personalized gift was exactly what Holmes was wishing for as she blew out her birthday candles. But being whisked away moments later by her escorts to a sensory depravation chamber for a fun-filled 76-hour Tom Cruise reprogramming session film festival was simply the icing on the proverbial cake!


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