DIE ANTWOORD

I woke up this morning and thought to myself, "what I need in my life is the ‘next level rap-rave krew’. I have had it up to here with the regular level ones." Then lo and behold, I stumble across the amazing Die Antwoord, a self described ‘next level rap-rave krew"! Who knew?!



Hailing from South Africa, these kids are fucking cool. Cooler than you. Possibly cooler than me.

Ninja describes his ethnic background poetically; "in this place, South Africa, you get a lot of different things: whites, coloureds, English, Afrikaans, Xhosa, Zulu, watookal—I’m like all these different things, all these different people, fucked into one person."

Check em out! This is their website where you can just listen to their awesome shit.
HOT!

Coco's Makeup Tips

"This is how I get ready.By sitting in the sink.No joke!Getting pretty for a movie premier. "

Where the hell did Ice find this amazing woman? This shit has got to stop! It is too, too awesome.

If I've told you once I've told you a trillion times, follow Coco on Twitter!

Babes and Stormtroopers

This website makes me feel sick, but as a public service to the nerds I love to love, may I present Hot Chicks With Stormtroopers. Sorry.

Get Used To Boys

Do you suffer from social anxiety? Does the thought of a boy looking at you make u go CRAZY INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE? What if he talks to you? Do you TOTALLY FLIP YOUR WIG?!

Girlfriend, what you need is some boy practice. Watch this video, several times if needs be, and get used to the hot ladyboys staring you out. There is nothing worse than peeing your pants the first time a guy talks to you. Do it first in the privacy of your own home.

Put on a depend or lay down the plastic sheet and get ready. These studs are going to guide you into the world of womanhood. This is especially...."for lady".

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Tom Selleck was Quigley in Quigley Down Under, a movie described by one avid movie fan as "an overlooked gem".

It has been suggested by some that Quigley is the role that Selleck was born to play.

He was also Magnum PI and one of the dads in that horror classic Three Men And A Baby.


Sandwiches are a yummy, bread type concoction. They are very popular with people of all ages and were invented by the Earl Of Sandwich as a means of keeping greasy meat stains off his cards whilst he was playing cribbage.



Waterfalls are exotic and wet. Sometimes if you look very hard you can see unicorns hiding behind them.



Now, together at last... DRUMROLL... Tom Selleck, waterfalls and delicious sandwiches. What a world we live in! BE THE MAGIC!