Friday, September 22, 2006

It's Jordans Vagina!

View the close ups at my spiritual sister, Perez Hiltons site.

Jared Leto Thinx u SUCK

Somebody let Jared Leto onto the intermanet, and he found BUSTING OUT!

"I think that blogging should die a sudden death. It's just ridiculous. It's like a playground for four-year-olds.

People say and do things in the world of blogs that they would never do in real life, and I think it's a false experience.

You know, it's, like, eating too much candy.

It used to be, to be a writer you had to have experience and talent, and learn a craft. Now anybody with an opinion, which is anyone and everyone, feels that it's worthy.

Technology is allowing people to have access to things where before it required very great skill. So there will be some interesting developments from that, and also some things that are pretty worthless.

Pretty soon anybody with a cell phone is going to be able to be a news reporter. The blog is yesterday's parachute pants. It's here now but it's gone tomorrow."

Ummm, Jared. Give me back my eyeliner and shuddup.
Used to be that rock stars needed cred, now any old hollywood turd can give it a shot.
By the way, parachute pants ROOL!

Here is my favourite BLOG post about Jared...ever.....

Thanx Henry! Smile like you mean it!

Monday, September 18, 2006

Touch A Dog Month

The biggest trend to come out of Hollywoodland this season, is dog fucking.

Seriously! This is gonna be bigger than tanorexia!

Sheryl Crow said of her recently deceased canine lover, “Scout and I used to stare into each other’s eyes longingly, it was like a sick love affair.”

Sheryl, its not sick if you both consent.

Justin Timberlake seems to be a lot more comfortable with his dog fucking activities;
“Best kiss I ever had? That’s an easy one. The best kiss I ever got was from my little guy. His name is Buckley, he’s a boxer and he’s hilarious. When he kisses you it’s like a shower over your face."

If you want the kids to think you're cool this summer, grab a poodle and touch its noodle.

LaToya Sells For Oz

So this is some kind of Australian malted drinkypoo, that is being promoted in the US by LaToya Jackson.

A few points about La Toyas role in my life;

* I once had an axolotyl named after her.

* I own her Playboy video. You should all come over and see it. She acts out her problems with her father through interpretive dance, horse riding and nudity. It's probably the most dramatic Playboy video I've ever seen.

* So I can secretly spy on my old school cronies without being recognised, I have adopted the persona of LaToya on one of those Chums Reunited sites. This is my profile;

Since tragically losing my nose in a bizarre porn accident mid 1994, I've been keeping a low profile. Mainly just working on my psychic hotline and pottering around uptown LA. I'm still having periodic nightmares about school and of course the ones about michael never cease!!!!! Hoping for babies in the new year, 2001 saw great advancements in cloning, and my petri dish is loaded up and ready!!!!!!

So there you have it. This woman is very important to me. I am proud to be from the country whos wares she has decided to tout.

Just because, here are some nude pics of the most beautiful Jackson in the world.
That second pic isn't strange at all.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Kid Tattooist

I think this is really cute. A dad got his 6 yr old daughter to tattoo him for his birthday.
There's a fun bitch fight in the comments too!

Monday, September 04, 2006

No Disrespect....

But just like with the stingrays, sometimes it's all about the timing....

Tiny Little Poms

This is really kewel.
Tiny little people in London.
Is this the new face of terrorism?!


My good friends Rocky and Arch and myself have formed a band.
We're called Bosom, and we fuckin RAWK!

If you're in Sydney on November 19th, you will see history in the making, when Bosom make our first steps towards stardom.

November, the Landsdowne, December, THE WORLD!!!!!

Pen it in, or be a loser.


I'd like to join the rest of Australia in expressing my absolute shock at the death of notorious saftey master, Steve Irwin.

A man who lived life cocooned in cotton wool, it is just bizarre that Stingray from Neighbours managed to stab him through the heart!

What was Irwin doing out of his Smokey Dawson recliner?
Brum, widely known as Steves favourite show to watch with his besties, was just winding down when he succumbed to the deadly tale of Stingray AKA Scott Timmins.

And you could have coloured me startled when one of his friends announced that he "died doing what he loved best".

Say WHAT???!!!!
Talk about bringing out the big guns.

RIP, Steve. You did much to break down cultural stereotypes. I hope you get your wish, and the Rogue Traders perform Never Smile At A Crocodile at your funeral.

Kate Moss Nips

Here are some pretty hawt Kate pics from POP magazine.
I can't believe she lets that bloated cabbage patch kid lick her.
Some women!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

B.O's Fave Couple

Here is Ice T and Coco at the VMA's. They be the fiiiiiiiinest couple in da world!
Dats love, fo shizzle.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Website Of The Week #1

Thanks Ross, for pointing me in the direction of UUUHHHGGG-rrr!, and forcing me to create a new section on Busting Out, entitled Website Of The Week.

If you have a website you would like me to consider for this fantastic new feature, email me at anything (ie. you can write anything there, astound me with your wit,)

Meanwhile, check out Chewys site. It sure is a shit and a giggle.

Quote Of The Day

That Paris, she's such a gagger;

"My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters... from giving blow jobs.

"I totally believed her. She's like, 'It's from sucking.' I'm like, 'Ewwww!'

"I told my boyfriend - he's like, 'Why don't you ever do that?' I'm like, 'Because my mom told me you get these craters.' And he's like, 'Paris, you're 19. You're allowed to do this.'

"I've only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life."

Wow, and she looks so professional! Must be an inate talent.