Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Sexual Harrasment

Sexual Harrasment Video

I am still recovering from christmas and boxing day cheer. I think I can see a piece of my liver peeking out of my bott bott. Don't repeat that in a work place though, that could be seen as SEXY HARRASMENT.

Click on the pink sexy writing above, and watch this instructional vid. It is funny....DON'T WATCH IT AT WORK, THOUGH....IT's ROOOOOOOOOOD.

PS back to normal posting tomorrow
PPS. Thank you Sydney Morning Herald, for that eleventy sixty page obituary on Kerry Packer. I feel like I know him better that myself. What an ugly man.

Osama Bin Oh La La

She's not the model niece Osama bin Laden's looking for - but she is modelling. This is how Wafah Dufour, the al-Qaeda leader's niece, will appear in the January 2006 issue of GQ magazine.

Dufour, who took her mother's maiden name after the terrorist attacks in the US on September 11, 2001, is an aspiring musician struggling to make a name for herself. She says she has never met Osama bin Laden.

"Everyone relates me to that man, and I have nothing to do with him," she said in the article. "There are 400 other people related to him, but they are all in Saudi Arabia, so nobody's going to get tarred with it.

"I'm the only one here."


Wednesday, December 21, 2005

The Tits, Ass & Cuteness Test

Who would have thought that I'd like big breasted, big assed sluts?!
Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 77% Big Breasts, 77% Big Ass, and 56% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective
measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a
combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial
expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are
either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low,
you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 91% on tit-size
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 95% on ass-size
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 43% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Friday, December 16, 2005

So You've Kindnapped Matt Damon

It is was it says, and it made me chortle. A Kidnappers Guide To Matt Damon.

Please Think Of The Children

Please Think Of The Children

Cartoon Skeletal Systems

In the spirit of keeping my bookmarked pages under the ten thousand mark, I am gonna start posting stuff whenever I find it.
This could result in linking overload, but I guess, if you don't like it you can fuck off.

Alrighty then. I found these Cartoon Skeletal Systems by Michael Paulus, very kewel.

You likey?

Scared Of Santa

Scared Of Santa Gallery

Ho Ho Ho, Santa is a creepy dude.

Survivor Outtakes

I am a BIG fan of reality TV, so shuddupaya face.
I don't want to hear any of your arguments. It's entertaining and I like nothing more than being entertained.

One show I never really got into was Survivor. I want to see people naked and having sex, you know? I don't need no bootcamp on my TV.

This, however, is very funny.
Survivor Outtakes.

You don't believe me? It really is fuckin' funny. Check it before you wreck it, y'all.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Tampon Crafts For Christmas

Tampon Crafts For Christmas

Your period comes every month, but Xmas comes only once a year. So bring that menstrual joy to this holiday season with these tampon tree decorations. From a string of tampon lights to a star at the top of the tree, feminine hygiene has never been so festive!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

The Black Olson Twins

Man, they scrub up nicely!

Richard Pryor Update

Methinks Richard Pryor should update his website (and I should update my layout skills)

Xmas Products #4

The Fist Shaped Dildo Dong

I don't really know what to say. I think this review about sums it up;

I thought it would be a bit bigger. It's kind of like a baby's arm holding an apple. I just wish it had the hairy apple bag attached. Jen Cav likes it too.

A bit of KY and it slipped into my balloon knot easily. I made a mount for it so I can attach it to a chair and sit on it whenever I want.

Next time my platoon buddies want to have some shower fun I am going to break out this baby. When they try and ass rape me they will not even be able to touch the sides!!

Who knew that Amazon was this cool!! A+

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Xmas Products #3

If you are anything like me, you'll find that around the party season, you start to get a bit lax about personal hygiene.
Cigarettes, pudding and beer may feel good on the inside, but trust me, your fellow man is suffering.
So why not give yourself a gift this year? Better yet, get yourself two.

The Hello Kitty Breath Tester
is not a device to see if you should dash (ie. drive), but a device to see if you should pash (ie. dive).

A happy kitty icon means you'’ll get big hugs from daddy while a little wincing kitty means pack your bags princess
, it's off the salt mines for you!

Once you've taken care of upstairs, it's time to pay attention to that oft neglected area, the sphincter.
Sphincterine is ass-stringent for your butt, because...

Nothing goes better with a minty fresh ass than a crystal clear rear

Monday, December 12, 2005

Early Google

Sorry, that is pretty dumb. My brain is still sore from wine 'tasting'...
Note...image can be enlarged with a simple clickity click.

Jelly Doughnut

Ok, so I wake up this morning and think to myself, "you know what would really complete my life? Watching a doughnut rap."

Well this is my lucky day...not only did I find a doughnut rapping, I found Jelly. D battling freestylers, just like in that movie One Mile.

Bloody great. "You only come once, I come in a dozen".
Yeah...this opportunity only comes once in a life time...

Friday, December 09, 2005

Big Kev Is (sob) Dead

'Tis sad, but true, the big king of stain removal, Big Kev, died on Monday of a heart attack.

I know he irritated some people, but the Big Kev Gum Remover worked wonders on my Hubba Bubba infested hair.

Tomorrow I will be going to the Hunter Valley to 'taste' wine. I will be dedicating this mission to the man who put "I'm Excited" into the mouths of every good Aussie battler.

RIP Kev. You made my hair pretty again.

Those Pedro Supporters

Sorry I haven't been writing much. It's just that I'm sooo bizzy and popular and stuff....

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Xmas Products #2

"For all you do...
This Craps for you."

For that special someone, why not grab a Cow Pie Clock.
Nothing says 'I Love You' more than a timepiece set in animal shit.

Men Of The Internet

Who's your daddy? Click on a face and get swept up in the beauty that is Men Of The Internet.

Your 80's Heartthrob

Your 80s Heartthrob Is

John Stamos

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Go Shorty, It's My Birthday

[50 Cent]
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday!

But guess what Fiddy? It IS my birthday!
Happy Birthday to me! If you are not a stalker, you can come and have a few brewskis with me and the crew at the Town Hall, Newtown... TONIGHT!

If you ARE a stalker, I will get my boyfriend (pictured above) to chew on your buttocks whilst twisting your ear.


Monday, December 05, 2005

Undressed With Car

You can't say I don't care about culture. Wait, is that a double negative? I do care! I do I do I do...
Look at what those crazy Europeans are up to at the moment. It's Undressed With Car.
Look at all the pretty cars.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Nicole's Hot Beef Injection

Do ya reckon she swallows?

Xmas Products #1

Me here at Busting Out has decided to provide you lovely readers with an invaluable service for the upcoming festive season.
I will be providing you with information about products for those hard to buy friends and relatives.

today's product is bought to you by Spandexman....

"..for the man who has a mind that expands like the fabric".
Being the proud owner of four brothers, I'm sure I can stuff at least one of my sibling stockings with a product from this exciting site.

Brother #1; Paul:
He likes Greco-Roman wrestling. This will a perfect ensemble for him to practise in.

Brother #2; Mark:
He's a drummer. This outfit will be flexible and is nicely ventilated for those hot nights onstage.

Brother #3; Julian:
A lawyer by profession this bro will be needing something serious enough for those long days at work, yet with enough fun in it to wear to after work drinks.

Brother #4; Christopher:
For the conservative in the family, nothing says 'I want to fit in' more than camouflage. The hood is an added bonus, providing an air of mystery and danger.

Oh, I guess my Dad will feel left out. Better grab him a bit of spandex while I'm at it. Here ya go daddy, the perfect gardening outfit!

Better start purchasing soon peeps. My family may just clear out all their stock!

Anna Nicole Smith Acts

Anna Nicole Smith is one of my guilty pleasures. Her big Texan jaw, those massive mammaries, the intellect of a caged Jordan. She really is marvelous. Actually, I feel no guilt. It feels good lovin' A.N.S.

She's also in my favourite comedy, Naked Gun 33 1/3. Oh that movie makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

I own To The limit, a movie she starred in 1995.
"Her code name was Colette. Her mission was danger."
Most of it's just her washing her dirty pillows, which is RAD!
If you wanna borrow it, you'll have to prove you are worthy. I'm not sure how you will do this. Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated.

To see how talented our lady really is, go and see these OUT TAKES!
Absolute gold.
You will definitely wanna see an entire movie featuring this skilled actress after viewing these!
(found via A Socialites Life)

I Love The Inner West

It is my sad duty to report that Madonna has managed to rhyme "New York" with "Dork", on her new album, Confessions Of A Dance Whore.

What a fucking idiot!

Please...look at these lyrics and tell me this woman isn't special needs;

"I Love New York"

I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places make me feel like a dork
Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London
Baby you can keep


Other cities always make me mad
Other cities always make me sad
No other city ever made me glad except New York
I love New York (x3)

If you don't like my attitude
Then you can F off
Just go to Texas
Isn't that where they golf


New York is not for little pussies who scream
If you can't stand the heat
Then get off my street (repeat)


I love New York (repeat)
Get off my street (repeat)

Oh...My...God. I babysit for six year olds who write better poetry than this.
Actually, maybe even I could do a better job;

"I Love The Inner West"

I don't like Westies
But I like the Inner West,
other Locales make me feel really fest (as in festy...hey, I could rhyme that with westy!)
Eastern Suburbs is for those with Cash
North and South
Baby, go smoke hash


Other areas all sit on the mat

Other areas all smell like cat
No other area ever made me feel like a hat
Like the Inner West
I Love The Inner West (x 3)

If you don't like yeeros,
Then F. U.
Go to Bondi
and do a poo

The Inner West is not for little cunts that work
If you can't hack rock'n'roll
Get off the dole (repeat)


I love the Inner West (repeat)
Get off the dole (repeat)

Take that Madge....YEE HAW!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

NY Ears

Todays Overheard In New York is a good'n;

Hobo: I had a birthday once. I almost died, I was so fucked up. I just drank way too fucking much. But I'm clean now. I did die once in '73 in a bathtub. Jim Morrison. It's a pretty famous story. My wife found me in the bathtub. Oliver Stone made a movie about me once, but it wasn't that good.

--F train

Bush Is Gangsta

Go 50, It's your Birthday!

What The?

Please Note...clicking on the pic will make it easier to read. I'm scared.