Monday, November 23, 2009

Gone To The Dogs

Ross wants to get this for Rizzo this chrsitmas. She will be the most awesome dog at the park!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Suri Girl Interrupted Pt 2

I've wasted a year of my life. Maybe everyone out there is a liar. And maybe the whole world is "stupid" and "ignorant" but I'd rather be in it. I'd rather be fucking in it than down here with you.

How the hell am I supposed to recover when I don't even understand my disease?

No one cares if you die, Lisa, because you're dead already. Your heart is cold. That's why you keep coming back here. You're not free. You need this place to feel alive. It's pathetic.

You know, taking us for ice creams in a blizzard... makes you wonder who the real whack jobs are.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Lego Album Covers

Awesome! Go and find more lego album covers HERE.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Hide Your Stash From The Kids

Michael Jackson may be dead, but he is still touching little children.

Coco Hits The Beach

Oh Coco, another Busting Out patron Saint, you've done it again. How I love you!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009


Jayne Mansfield, my favourite celebrity of all time, once said, "if you want a better man, build a better man-trap", or something close to that anyways. I am quoting off the top of my head, so sue me Mariska Hargitay! I double, triple dare you! Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you. Maybe I could rape a tradie on the way to court and you could make an episode of Law and Order SVU about it. How do you like THEM apples?!

........................ how do you like this mantrap?..............................................


Oh, that's right, that is also what my mum calls tits. Actually it could be "manbait"? Hmmmm, whatever, she is senile and has small boobs.

Did you also know that a rug can be a mantrap?! A furry mantrap!? No shit, check out this public service anouncement. I wish I had learnt about this in my formative years.

Smile Like You Mean It

Do you know me in real life? If you do, you will know that I have seriously squinty eyes when I laugh. It is both mutant and adorable. Some of my siblings share the same trait.

When we were kids we used to try and smile as big as we could without showing our teeth and trying to keep our eyes as wide as possible. It looks demented. I will take a photo of this for you and post it here later.

I bet SOME of you are trying to do it now. You look stupid. Do not do it in front of that hot tradie who is fixing your dunny. I assure you he will not bone you after seeing that!

This guy is doing something creepier. He is laughing without smiling. This is what I was like before I discovered antidepressants. HOLLOW!

MTV Is Keeping It Real(ity)

Last night I was uselessy outraged by MTV changing from Channel 808, up where all the music channels are, to some lower channel near where all the reality shows are.

You should have heard me ranting and raving! "MTV stands for Music Television!" "Michael Jackson didn't die for this!" "Where will I get my Rock and/or Roll from?"

Then I remembered that MTV has hardly showed music videos for as long as I've had foxtel.
So I made myself a sparkling glass of Passion Pop and settled in for a marvelous episode of Rock Of Love Bus. Best. Show. On. TV. Thank you MTV!

Dogs Share My Bad Taste

Are you aware that dogs all over the world are singing along to Gwen Stefani's Sweet Escape?!
I used to live with a dog called Chiko who sang along to some weird little harp thing.

My foxy-chihuhua doesn't do anything cool like this. Once she barked at some dude acting like a dog on Jerry Springer. She is her mothers child.

There's lots more here.

What Is A Blobbit?

When they are that big they are hard to hide!

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Oh My....

Coco as a Mermaid

One of Busting Out's patron saints, Coco got it happening for halloween, baby! AWESOME STUFF!