Playgirl Does Wii Hula

Such beauty and grace.

Portia De Rossi - Boobs From Afar

I was surveying my property the other day when I glanced out across my private beach and espyed two famous lesbians pashing upon my waters.

I zoomed in for a closer look and lo, hark, did my eyes deceive me?
Nay. For I would recognise Portia De Rossi's tits anywhere.

And who be that, legs akimber?

AHOY ELLEN!

Amy Winehouse's PUBES

That is all.

I'm So Sorry

You may have to wash your eyes with bleach. Sorry! Nice to be back!!!!!!!!!

Charlton Heston Had A Small Cock

AIM: To prove that Charlton Heston had a small cock.

EQUIPMENT: My brain. The Internerd.

METHOD: I tinkered around the internerd with my brain until I found this photo of the deceased Charlton Hestons' basement.


CONCLUSION: Charlton Heston had a small cock.

Best Line In a Movie?

I went to the Annandale last night to enjoy Cult Sinema's presentation of They Live.
Ooooh it was fun.....

Chase it down if you haven't seen it. The above scene should be encouragement enough.

If not - this is the lead actor;

I Love Amy Winehouse

Punch and sing, girlfriend. Punch. And. Sing.

The guy that was on the receiving end of the slugger was thrilled. It seems 25 yr old James Gostelow, was standing in front of someone who pegged a hat at Amys beehive. ( THE CHEEK!)

"I saw a hat being thrown from behind me and it hit Amy's beehive," he said. "She looked down, saw me looking up, and her elbow went for me.

"She caught my forehead, then someone may have shouted something from the back, which is when she went in again.

"At the end of the day it is all part of being at the front and being pushed by thousands of people. It is all part of the Glastonbury experience. I'm just pleased I got to see her. She did a great act.

"Not everyone can say they have been hit by Amy Winehouse. I just want to shake the person who threw the hat."

Now that is the way to react to violence peeps.
Peace out.

Tween Inspires Bond

I'm just saying is all.....