Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Wal-Mart Dance Party

It's a Wal-Mart Dance Party!

What happens when you take a gang of 25 punks, sceneagers and freaks to Wal-Mart for a dance party on the busiest shopping weekend of the year?

I Pity The Fool

In what Mr T has described as "my resurrection, my second coming" he will be returning to our screens in the new Rocky movie.

But that is not the best part. Not by a long shot. Mr T says, "
We're also starting work right now on my new show - which is called I Pity The Fool.

He continues, "Unlike all the other reality programmes, it is going to be about helping people. We're not going to be eating worms or swapping wives.

"For example a lady might write to me saying she's having trouble at a car dealership, because she's the only female employee and the men are harassing her. So I'll go in and straighten things out.

"I learn about the situation, observe for a couple of days and then call the guys into a meeting and give them the Mr T rap - 'I tell you fools, you don't disrespect no lady. My mum is a lady.'

"I don't get physical with anyone but I talk to them man to man and brother to brother."

That sounds AWESOME! It may be time to invest in a bit of Pay TV.

Ronald Macdonald: Thief

"He works at a Wendy's, and his name is Ronald MacDonald -- but now he may be known as the Hamburglar
Two workers at a Wendy's in Manchester have been charged with taking money from the safe. One of the suspects is Ronald MacDonald.

Police said the restaurant's manager called them early Monday morning after he saw MacDonald and the other man taking cash out of the restaurant's safe."

I just wanted to put that in, 'cause I had this pic, but it's all true, so help me god. It.Is.True.

Gettin' Deep Wid 50 Cent

Readers of vintage Busting Out will remember the special torch I hold for spunk rat Fiddy Cent. You know, I like that he looks mildly retarded and violent.
Call me crazy, but I find that highly attractive.
So you can imagine my joy when I heard that 50 was creating a range of vibrators that look like him!

..........................................................This could be in your vagina!..........................................................

“I need to make a 50 Cent condom, and a motorized version of me. A motorized version of me will definitely have to be waterproof, so you could utilize it in the tub. A lot of them (vibrators) aren't waterproof,”

“Blue is my favorite color, so it would probably be blue. But I don't know how big. I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo. But I want to do something like that, to create something that's popular and exciting sexually for women,” he added.

I love how he's thinking about the mans ego while inventing a womans sex toy. Way to go! That's the gentle retard in him. I can't wait to stick him up my clacker!

Warning! Fergie Nip

Holy Pantyliner!

Being a good Catholic lass, I enjoy a miracle as much as the next convent educated filly.
Hell, I was down at 'Our Lady Of Coogee' along with the rest of the level headed.

Sometimes, however, it seems we are looking for god in all the wrong places.
We want to find Him in the external, the outside world, when really we should be looking inside...
More specifically, on our bloody pads.

Yes it seems Jesus deemed it fit to show his face in menstrual blood in what has been dubbed The Miracle Of The Pantyliner.

Hebrews:9:20:Saying, This is the blood of the testament which God hath enjoined unto you.


Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Oprah Is a Drug Addict

haha bwah ha ha.
(Image found at Wow)

It's A Girl!

Good onya Bec an Lleyton! Ya've popped out a sprog with a vagina! Most excellent.
May I suggest you name her Jennifer Love Lleyton Hewitt Esquire.

Let's Get Political

Okey dokey, I wanna get a little political here, and discuss the upcoming murder of Australian drug mule Nguyen Van Tuong, who our government has forsaken, and who, as far as I know has never modeled in his undies, (onya, Michelle), and never plucked his eyebrows (a la Schapelle).

On the weekend it was announced that Singapore's hangman was fired for revealing his identity in the Australian press.

In a story that would warm the cockles of any cold soul "An Australian sheetmetal worker on Monday reportedly offered his services to Singapore to replace Singh as hangman."

My god.
I am speechless. I am without speech.
This country is peopled with the most generous and giving individuals. I bet he would have payed his own airfare too. Just give, give, give.

UPDATE: PM to attend cricket despite Nguyen execution.
"The idea of not attending the game or of abandoning it, I don't think it's something that the majority of Australian people would necessarily believe I should do."

Speak for me good sir, speak for me.

The Champichute

Just in time for my birthday celebrations, comes this awesome product, The Champichute.

I always thought the best part about firecracker night was the little parachute men.
I never thought for the life of me, I'd be able to incorporate this joy into my drinking life.
Little baby Jebus loves me.

Half the fun of drinking bubbly is seeing what damage you can do with the exploding cork. Now you can add to the fun by clipping the 9cm Champichute onto the neck of the bottle and carefully pushing the 'pin' at the end of the parachute into the cork. The parachute is taken along with the cork which drifts down slowly and harmlessly. Lots of fun and reusable.

Kate Moss Topless Video

Has everyone seen that video of Kate Moss dancing around topless like a coked up bag of whore juice?
You haven't!?
Well go and look at it now.

I don't know actually, it all looks kinda fun pre-rehab.
Now she's gotta be all straight, and brush her hair and feed her kid and cease and desist in the drug fuelled orgies department.

Kinda dull being contrite, ain't it Kate?

I Heart Mariah

Isn't she just precious? I am particularly taken with her sockettes and heeled sneakers. Very fetching.
She later changed into an equally appealing outfit. Sadly the people to her right look like they have had enough of her chirruping. A bit of a dramatic reaction, don't you think?
Why are people so unkind?

I hear she pashed the star quarterback beneath the bleachers, at half time, so don't feel too badly for that immaculate clothes horse. Clothes pony seems more apt. Clothes squirrel? Can I hear a YAY for da squirrel!

Monday, November 28, 2005

I Am A Poof

Saturday, November 26, 2005

It's A Bust Lift

Welcome, welcome, dear readers, to the new look Busting Out. Isn't it pretty!?
I almost don't want to spoil it by smearing my personal brand of poo poo all over it....

Then again, the whole reason I've switched to Blogger, is because Tripod wiped ALL my archives due to pornographic and shit related material. FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Here at Blogger, I believe you can do anything!

So here's some poo to celebrate;

That poo doesn't look very happy to be here. He's probably sad 'cause Tripod are FUCKING CUNTS who want to censor his momma (yes, gentle folk, that is one of mine).

So whaddya think anyways? You like the fresh, boomin' new look? You better, or I'll come over to your house and stab you in the eye.

If you'd like to remember some of the old times ( the ones those fuckknuckles, Tripod didn't delete, go to Old Busting Out. It's waiting for you.