Thursday, August 31, 2006

Closer (Fan Video)

This is tops. NIN's Closer starring Kirk and Spock. It's actually really good shit and not in a ha ha way.

More Coco and T

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Shakira? Zahara?

Poor John Voight. He's not allowed to see his grandkiddies, 'cause he called Ange mentally deranged.

He recently gave a shout out to the little chosen ones, via a red carpet interview.
During said interview, he was upset to learn that he was not related to "my hips don't lie" Shakira, but actually some little Afrikaaaaaan bambino called Zahara.

Voight:Maddox just had a birthday. Happy birthday, Maddox! 5 years old--it's a big one! You're getting to be a young man, and I send my love to you.

And send my love to...uh...Shakira...and...Shahira... [To reporter] Is it Shakira or Shahira? Reporter: Zahara. Voight: Shahara! Shahara!

I Gotta Pee

Ummmm, What Da Fuck????
P. Diddy peeing from his diddy.
"Always wash your hands".
Paula Abdul

Oh lordi! This woman can do it better than me!
I LOVE PAULA ABDUL! Straight up!

Dog Doodle

Some sicko commie perverts look at this ikea ad and see a dog with a monstrously large PENIS.
All I see is a normal family molesting each other on nice crisp linen.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Stripper Polaroids

As if you'd hand them in if you found them!!!!

Especially if they were THIS collection....

Monday, August 28, 2006

Freaky Freakin Freakoid.


This is a drawing a psychic made of the jon benet killer, before he was captured.
Although this transexual is a delightful distraction, I still hope it wasn't him that did it, loike.

Actually, that drawing looks a bit like some dude I pashed at the Townie a few years ago.
Now that I think about it, I do posess more than a passing resemblance to Jon Benet.
Anyway, none of this matters...
It was the brother and the parents.
Case closed.

Me Stoopid

Thank you to the anonymous poster who pointed out my severe mental retardation!
When writing about Pluto's demise, I turned the word "smashed" into "crashed" , hence, renaming "saturn" "caturn".
This led to further confusion, when I used the word "cunt" in my new little rhyme. I will have to replace that with ... errmm....slash? Slit?
I don't know. Maybe I'll need to start all over again.

I feel like a big dum dum. I hope you are all laughing and pointing sharp sticks at me. I deserve it.

Go here to see the competition for a new mnemonic, now that Pluto is a dud.
My fave is the one that won the bad taste award;
Molesting Very Excitedly, Michael Jackson Sucks Underage Nipples.

Friday, August 25, 2006

price is right

Wanna see someone go mental???
Yee HAW,

Pluto Demoted

It is with a heavy heart that I report that Pluto is no longer a planet, after a conglomerate of geeks decided to religate it to dwarf status.

I ask you, does this
look like this????
Bloody nerds!
Now I'll have to change my planet chant from My Very Expensive Mercedes Just Crashed Up Near Parramatta to.....
My Very Easy Moley Juicy Cunt Used Nair.... or some such thing.

Paris Impersonator Nude

She's got the wonky eye thing going on, but otherwise, this is a pretty poor effort.

I mean the real Paris is a small stripey shirted man with a little curly black moustache who rides a bike and carries a baguette and subsists on a diet of snails, croissants and yoplait.

Fire your researcher, Playboy.

ps. is it just me, or does it look like god forgot to give this critter a vagina?

For The Love Of God

We GET it Lance! You're may cease prancing.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

You Can't Stop Me

Snakes On a Boob

Oh dear! I hope whoever created these front pages wins a pulitzer prize for journalism!
Too good.

I really want this guy not to be the killer. Truth be known, I want it to come out that the whole family (son included) accidentally offed her in a grape eating orgy type frenzy.
Is that so wrong?

In other news, sorry I haven't been posting that much. I have somehow stumbled into employment. Busting Out will pick up next week, when my brain has adjusted to the daily joy of filling crack pipes for Osamas one true love.
Hey, they're paying 2 bux fifty an hour!

PS. You should really click on that link above.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Penelope Nip

Is this more than Tom saw?

Thursday, August 17, 2006

This Just In

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Some Questions

Hello youse guys, I have some questions for you.

1. I have a tonne of pictures just like this one....

Should I start a flicker account and put all my pictures up there?

2. Would you like to be involved in the great cultural event known as Tape Swap?
If you live in Australia and know how to make a mixed CD and also know how to go to a Post Office, email me at, and I will let you play.

Go here to view the blog for it.

3. Do you think it's time for another installment of Whats In My Box?
If you do, send me something good, (, because lately I have been receiving nothing but crap.

4. What colour should I dye my hair?
Also, do you think I should go back to having a fringe or continue in this hell of growing out my last set of bangs?

Thank you for considering these important issues.
Much love

He Really IS gay!

OK, I know I doubted him, but this confirms it.
Lance Bass' wonderfully moving use of 'spirit fingers' is all the proof I need.
He is a man lover.


Boy George Cleans Up

Boy George (who my dad hilariously referred to as Girl George back in the day) tried to complete his community service in New York this morning.

Unfortunately so many paps turned up, they had to take him back to the precinct (I watch Law and Order) to complete his work in privacy.

I love him...I think I've mentioned before that he used to paint his double chins black so they didn't show up in photos.

Such a legend!

I can't work under these conditions! Where's my black chin paint?

Lindsay's Boob

We haven't had any unitentional celeb nudity on these here pages for a while.

Technically this last pic isn't 'nudity', rather it is what we refer to in the industry as a 'side boob'.
Thanx Lindsay Lohan.
And, may I add, that outfit is atrocious.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Most Wonderous Letter

This letter makes me happy. There is so much beauty in this world...
Roses sometimes even grow behind bars.

(if u have dodgy eyes, click letter to enlarge)

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Ice T's Slut Wife

A little email exchange between myself and a friend I will call Luke, because that's his name, reminded me of the beauty and grace that is Ice T's ladyfriend Coco.

How can I share with the man we call Luke, without sharing it with the rest of you good people I call studs?

Go HERE for many precious pics of the one we call COCO.
And , if you know whats good for you, you'll click and enlarge the picture below and see the best cameltoe action this lass we call Wiz has seen in some time.

Colin Has Dud Sex With Nanny

What is it with nanny's????

I babysit, and the only action I get is when I find hotdogs in the fridge crisper!

So the latest nanny rooter is Colin Farrell, who boffed Woody Allens (?) personal childcare assistant.

Let's just say she wasn't overly impressed;

Angelique 24 - who looked after movie legend Woody's children for two years - said: "He has a great body and a charm that any woman would kill for. But he's all talk. Between the sheets, he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean. He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he's as wild as Mickey Mouse. [...]

"He kept saying 'C'est bon (it's good), you're beautiful, c'est bon'. He sounded like James Blunt.

"We made love three times but the actual sex only lasted 10 minutes in total."

That James Blunt call is awesome!
I've had some dodgy encounters in my time, but 3 times totalling 10 MINUTES!
That's a shocker!

But you know what?
I'd still hit it.

Get back on the booze, Colin, stat!
Then we can talk.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Google in 10 Years

Sorry. That's really DUMB!

I Wuv U Guys

I'm happy today, so you should be too. I hope this delightful picture perks y'all up.

Wake N Bacon

I hate waking up.
I am one of those lazy sloths who love being asleep. Sometimes I like to wake up just so I can go to sleep again.

If you've got a problem with this, take it to your school counsellor, or better yet, come over to mine and I'll teach you the joys of sleep.

I look very pretty when I'm sleeping.

You know what else makes me look pretty?
Eating bacon.
True story.

Well this is a very odd little rant leading up to the FANTASTIC Wake N Bacon alarm clock.
It gently coaxes you out of your slumber with the delicious smell of sizzling pork products.

I want one, and I wanna get one for my bosom buddy, Nellie, who never fails to impress me with her first words upon awakening; "Bring me Piggy!"

I second that emotion, my love!

Bunny Yawns

I dare you to look at these pics of bunny yawns without yawning!
Some of them are hilarious!

Bad Girls Motel

Ya just gotta check out Bad Girls Motel, with photography by Bob Coulter. Some of these pics are hawt!
I'm not a big fan of fake arse titties, but the eye makeup more than makes up for it!

Interesting News Bits

Hey! You know what I think would be really kewel?
Some busting Out news links.
You asked for it.
Here is important news bits for you.

I love me some horror flicks, so was berry happy to hear that Rob Zombie is making a prequel type thingo of Halloween! I did love The Devils Rejects, so this could be most awesome.

Get the Zombie NEWS here.

Duran Duran will be performing a concert in the virtual world of Second Life.
I love me some DD. Who knew they were so forward thinking and modern?!

Get the Virtual Duran Duran NEWS Here.

Kiss fans are going FULLY SPARE (thats a young persons saying), 'cause Kiss have not been inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame.

Sheet, who do you have to tongue pash to get into that museum???
I love KISS.

Go and read the KISS fans go SPARE NEWS here.

In other news....I love youse all.

Mads Deserves Nobel Peace Prize

Madonna has worked out how to create world peace. Get two hawt, shirtless dancers with a Muslim Crescent and a Star Of David symbol painted on their sweaty torsos, and flirtatiously hold them.

Why haven't the leaders of the world thought of this?
Georgey Boy, get on ya dancing shoes, it's time to vogue our way to peace.

A mighty Camel Toe

Is that the worlds biggest camel toe i see before me?

No! It's Paris Hiltons arse flaps!!!!
Thank you for blessing us, baby Jebus.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Seven For....Sluts?

Todays link dump is for all my slut friends. I love you. Sluts make the world go 'round!

1. How To Make A Frank The Bunny Mask -

If you don't love Donnie Darko, I don't love YOU.

2. The Mouse Pad Couch-

This is why I don't have a real job.

3. Excerpts From Court Reporters

Stupid stuff, but hey, what isn't on this blog?

Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

4. Winners Of The I Look Like My Dog Competition -

I wish I looked like my dog....skinny and black with caramel coloured footsies.

5. Origins of Band Names -

There's some really amazing stuff here, for example;

FOREIGNER - British guitarist Mick Jones started the band in New York. Since he was a foreigner that became the name.

Woooo, amazing.

I'll give you another F band so you can see that not all bands are so blindingly intellectual...

FUGAZI - Vietnam War slang meaning "fucked up situation". This is what the band had in mind. Some say fugazi is an acronym for "Fucked Up, Got in an Ambush and Zipped In", or something similar, but HeaThen friends in the military say that's a load of crap and maybe people are thinking of FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition). Fugazi is also Italian slang for fake.

Stoopid dummies!

6. Classic Internet - Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers;

Basically what it says. I can't wait 'til Ross' hair turns white so I can submit him!

7. Jowlers.
Basically a collection of people shaking their heads whilst being photographed. This creates what is known in the industry as a Jowler.