Friday, April 20, 2007

How To Be a Popular


Strangers With Candy - Principal Blackman video

Watch the movie!!!

Quote of The Day

"I hope he gets syphilis and dies. I hope his dick fu*ckin' falls off so his mother can eat it."

This was Sharon Osbourne's response to Josh Hommes after he made disparaging remarks about Ozzfest.
"They treat the bands like shit" he opined.

Wow, how are my language skills today!?

Ozzy is a lucky man...that is one feisty wench, boob mole or no boob mole.


Thursday, April 12, 2007

Steve Tylers Cock Head

Thats all!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

What The????

I, like any caring Australian, watched Rove's return to television a couple of Sundays ago, on the off chance that he would break down or someone would make an inappropriate cancer joke.
Alas, this was not to be, and the show continued to be a pile of shit.

One thing I did notice, however, was that Rove did not partake in everyones favourite segment, "What the?"

So here for your reading pleasure is Busting Outs very own What The?????

Vince Neil of Motley Crue fame has launched his latest initiative, Motley Cruise.
Guests will enjoy four days of rock n roll fun in the sun.
Sadly, Tommy Lee will not ring the fog horn with his penis.

Apparently Jesus Rocks! You Suck! I'm sorry, but you have awesome hair and probably use hair conditioner and Fudge products, unlike said Messiah. You also use toilet paper and i have it on pretty good authority he used wood shavings from his 'dad's' work shop...
You suck?
What The????

Here is awesome fan fiction about Larry and Howard;

"Feel this, blonde boy," Howard K. Stern mocked. "Please," Larry begged,
"She's right in the bedroom. What are you doing to me?" "I want you, "

Nobody has ever written a story like this about me...
WHAT THE?????????????????????????????????????????????????

There you have it. Say hi to ya mum for me!

PS sorry about the layout, i did something wrong and i suck

Who's Ya Daddy?

Woohoo! Our main man with the boomin hair-do is the father of sexily thin Dannielynn.

Hey, sidetrack...lets write a hit song!

I'm sexy
I'm thin
They call me Danilynne

My mummy
Was Hot
But now she's all a-rot

My daddy
That's you
Man with awesome hair do!


I'm sexy
I'm thin
They call me Danilynne

(fade out)

I'm sexy
I'm thin....

Yeah right, anyway, i guess that gives you even more reason to come and see my awesome band Bosom since I am the main lyricist!

o....k.....back to papagate

Congratulations Larry!
Howard, you nasty piece of work, give da baby back! You aint no babydaddy! We all know Anna Nicole would never have slept with you ever, cause you stink like poo and, and, and you have no friends so there.

Jeez, i hope a cab comes along soon...

Woo hoo! You are the man!
That baby has a lifetime of frosted tips to look forward to.
Lucky, sexy baby.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Bon Jovial Dolls

Yeah! Rock on Jon Bon! You are the man!!!! You are hard core scary rock n roll monster!! You wake up on a bed of nails and are wanted dead or alive!

Some people even call you young gun!!!! WOOT!

These action figures, or 'dolls' as we call them around here, are not "this beat is fagmatronic" at all. They're masculine and hard. They look like they have been made out of the sweat of tigers and the testicles of cougars.

Don't listen to Richie when he says your's looks like Keith Urban...
He's just jealous cause they put two cocks on his dolly.

You are da man, Mr Good Jovi, and when you said “I always think I'm the Tom Cruise of music - a lot of success and fans, but no critics, darling”, i didn't think you were a wanker at all.

Dumb Link of The Day

Remember this guy????

Well here is a stoooopid site featuring porky badly photoshopped into other pics....
Some of them are so crap they're funny.

Disclaimer: I have a cold so this may not be funny at all