Whoops!

Wanna see cute alterna-babes with their knickers around their ankles?
I do!
Let's all head on over to WHOOPS!
It'll be fun.

Here are the original Art Frahm Pinups I assume these are based on.

Don't Drink And Interview

Tropfest was on the weekend, (and thank you to the young man who sang Oklahoma songs on the 423 in a rich baritone...you roool), so in the spirit of film fests, please enjoy this young man spruiking his film on international television.
I feel his pain.

Poofs In Hats

The Turks have embraced Brokeback Mountain. The only problem seems to be the title translation. Can I hear it for 'Faggot Cowboys'?!
Source

What's in My Box?

Hey! Let's start a new Busting Out feature called What's In My Box.
Sorry, it's not as exciting as it sounds, 'cause I'm talking about my inbox, not my whoo hoo.

This week, Ross honoured his birthday by sending me this;


Katrina sent me this pic of the newest kid on the block, Boy George;


Nellie directed me to this interesting story regarding Henry Rollins becoming a terror suspect in Australia.
He certainly endeared himself to me when he described John Howard as a 'sissy'.

Nellie also gifted me with this delightful image of my boyfriend Jake with the following instructions; "Zoom in on the shorts."

That's obviously me in the foreground.

The glowing Ashy poo sent me the fantastic invite to her babyshower. I hope she doesn't get mad that I posted this....please don't come unless u were invited scumbags!

Now to the audio visual part of our presentation.

The handsome male model, Earl introduced me to the delights of You're My Desire.
He states, "I just saw this guy on channel 31, and went looking for him on da internet. Thankfully for you guys... it exists."

It really is VERY special

And finally, Ella has provided another fine Tom Cruise/Oprah moment.
This is tops dude!

And that conludes our first installment of What's In My Box? Stay tuned for next week. Who knows? Maybe YOU'LL show up in my inbox...bwah haa ha.

Sharon Stones Eager Beaver

Here is Sharon Stone doing what she does best...showing off her snatch.
Well she does acknowledge;
"People don't change their behaviour unless it makes a difference for them to do so".

How old is this woman??????
She looks younger than me, and I'm only 14!
Is she still denying botox?

You Abandoned Me

This is pretty kewel. Some pics of an abaondoned theme park.
yay. I love rollercoasters!

In more exciting news, here is a photo of the gals I'll be interviewing tomorrow. They are posing with their uncle.

Jeez, I hope I don't sit on them!

Spunks And Spunkettes

SissyBoyCecil is your new boyfriend.
Don't lie! Your mum rang me and told me all about it.

She reckons you broke up with Nigel cause he was always boxing the hobbit, and then Steve ran off with that guy with the big light sabre.

Then you tried to pash on with that pretty ballet dancer but he was busy with that elusive psycho.

hmmm. Anyway, gotta dash. Your gran set me up with some saucy minx she met on the telephone. She sounds beautiful!

Bloody Dogs

A young lass I know (hi Kim!) once won a radio competition in the following way.

The comp was to recount your biggest fear. Kim won by announcing to the world that her biggest fear was that when her dog, MILF, was menstruating she was scared that her toe would fall into her bloody vagina when they were sleeping on the same bed.

Needless to say this was community radio, and she won.

This same dog was put in kids underwear whenever she had the painters in.

This was obviously not enough. What these gals needed was a good old fashioned Belsanit; A Sanitary Towel For Dogs.

Hmmm. I am very happy that my bitch Rizzo has been chop chopped.

Please note that if you are using this product; NEVER LET YOUR DOG EAT THE TOWEL.

Sexy Is The Word

Do you find the above picture attractive?
You may be drunk, and I envy you completely.

This pair of undies is called the Willyphant and is described thusly;
A friendly beast - available in baby pink or blue.

Perhaps The Black Mamba is more your style. Go here and find the perfect covering for your favourite Pee Pee.

Sobriety Ties My Hands

Hey dudes and dudettes....surfs up!
Sorry I haven't been posting lately...I am experimenting with sobriety which has been boring and enlightening in equal measures.

The only thing I have been capable of doing as a clear headed, non soused lady, is watch movies.
The lovely Nellie escorted me to Transamerica, which I LOVED, and this afternoon, I will be watching The Gay Cowboys with the delightful Jo Jo and Sandy. WORD UP!

Last night I watched;
* Cruel World.....(crap yet enjoyable, featuring a bloated Edward Furlong as a spiteful ex reality TV star)

* The Day After Tomorrow.....Shitful, but MAN, how hot is Jakey Poo??????

* Three Dollars.... Sad, good...fell in love with David Wynham.

* Safety In Objects...This was one I grabbed knowing nothing about it and was pleasantly surprised. This movie was REALLY sad, but funny as well. Come on! There's a little kid having an affair with a barbie doll in it!

On Tuesday, I am interviewing the Olsen Twins so that should snap me out of this ennui and back into busting out land.

Here are some things that have entertained me during this dull time;

Unusual Buildings
The Gaying of America

Kriss Kross All Grown Up A wiggity wiggity wiggity whack!

Tomkat OVER!

Oh lord, is this true?! Has little Joey Potter really escaped from the clutches of the evil Cruisemesiter?

Life & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding — and, ultimately, to split.

Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom’s saying: “Their relationship is basically over.” Another friend adds: “They both agreed that the marriage wouldn’t work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other.”

The insiders say that Tom, 43, and Katie, 27, plan to keep up the charade of a romance until after their baby’s birth this spring. In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home — though sleeping in separate bedrooms — through the summer. Then, presumably, they’ll announce a separation — but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes.

“They’ll share custody,” says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie’s and the baby’s financial well-being for life. “Tom will set up Katie and the baby,” adds the pal.

I don't know why I find this so interesting. I mean, it was an obvious sham from the get go, n'est pas?
Poor little Katie. She forsook Christ for Cruise, and all she got was millions of dollars, a false belly and oral herpes. What would Dawson say?

UPDATE: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE STATEMENT REGARDING TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES AND LIFE & STYLE MAGAZINE Los Angeles, CA (February 14, 2006) - In reference to a forthcoming cover story in the tabloid magazine Life & Style about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, it should be known that the story is 100% false. Mr. Cruise and Ms. Holmes are still engaged and are moving forward with their wedding plans, as well as planning for the arrival of their child. Despite the malicious fallacies put forth by Life & Style magazine, the couple is looking forward to a long and happy life together as a family.

Poor little Katie. That still stands.

Offensive Much?

Want to get a really wrong Valentines Day Card from the days of yore? Go check out My Creepy Valentine.

If you can't find what you're looking for there, maybe you can use this custom made card I created in Photoshop.

I sure am a renaissance lady!

Ha Ha Crazy Pictures

Those crazy kids. Check 'em out at Ha Ha Crazy Pictures. Some of these are mental...damn foreigners!

Heath's A Little Teapot

The Gay Mafia is baying for Heath Ledgers blood after his appearance at the recent SAG awards. (Why, whenever I hear that name, do I think of large, saggy breasts..".great big whoppers of things, angel tits?")

So it seems when introducing a clip about "two brave cowboys", Heath giggled like a little schoolgirl and stood like a teapot.
These two things are apparantly disses on the gay men of the universe, and by doing them, Heath was distancing himself from being a bum bandit, even though he played one in the movie. Got it?

Hmmmm. Isn't marrying Pacy (or was it Joey?) and having a baby called Little Boxing Kangaroo With Bows In Her Hair enough????

Good god, what do these people want?
Oh yeah, they want contrition, so the Acadamey will still deem him worthy.
When discussing his Hot Beverage Dispenser stance, Heath said;
“I’ve stood like that since I was a kid. You can ask me mum. It's nerves I guess. I’m a very fidgety person, always moving, never able to sit or stand still.”

Notice he said "me mum" not "my mum". Very endearing. The poofs'll love it.
Go and view article here.

Must...Watch....This...

Sexy Grannies

I just found this spam in my inbox;
Horny Granny....I'll give head till I drop dead.
That bit made me laugh!

old age has its advantages, not many young woman can take out there

faulse teeth to give there man the ultimate GUM JOB, SeeForYourself!

Mmmm, yum yum bubblegum!

MegaTalented

DEVIANTart is holding a comp to redisgn the Megadeth mascot, Vic Rattlehead. The prizes are AWESOME guitars. I am sure my piece (pictured), entitled Megabreasts and described as "Inspired by Megadeths haunting tunes. Fun, romantic and a little bit frisky", will surely snare first place.

Within seconds of posting this amazing work, I received this radical critique;
Interesting piece. I can't seem to stop checking it out. Great job. You're an emerging artist.

Go and view my masterpiece here. Go on, just click on these pink words ya retard.

Big Day Out

Who's that pretty lady? Well that would be me with my buddy Aaron, at Sydneys Big Day Out. I believe that the people behind are politely trying not to stare at our beauty, and are not really distracted by the FANTASTIC Sleater Kinney.

Other good bits were Soulwax, MIA and The Stooges, natch.
I aslo liked the Tooheys Dry tent, which came complete with bubbles and beer trees.

Bad bits were vomiting, wearing ridiculous boots on my still tender ankle, disgusting men folk draped in the Aussie flag, the number of hot girls in Sydney and taking up smoking again.

I also worked my way into the show by handing out programs for 4 hours. That was sweet, except for the Durex Condoms T shirt I had to wear. I got called a porn star, a stripper, a ho and Jordan. All very delightful, As was being asked for condoms by every second punter.
Tell ya what, those guys were dreaming! Ugly, ugly men as far as the eye could see, coupled with swarms of semi naked HOT CHICKS!

Sydney is on the road to lesbos at this rate.

The best bit BY FAR was my little brother Paul bribing security to get us into the photographers pit during The Stooges.

Alas, the same brother dropped me on my head during The White Stripes.

I did sustain less injuries, however, than my oft mentioned bosom buddy, who managed to pick up in casualty, whilst tending to a twisted ankle.
I love my friends!

Yee Haw

Lisa Loebs Arse

Lisa Loeb in a thong.
Stupid tard!
You are aware that this 37 year old infant is doing a reality show where she searches for her one true Jewish love?

Disgraceful!

Watch the clip here.

I'm sorry to say that you will now have that infernally annoying song I Miss You banging around in your head all day! Suffer.

Ashton Poos

Why does alcohol make ones brain mushy?
How can something that feels so good be sooo wrong?
Why is this picture of Ashton Kutcher sitting on the dunny funny?


How did that scientist get an egg to fall into a milk bottle?
Why is it so?

OK. I'll shut up now.

Actually, no I won't.

Go and look at this interesting messageboard that the lovely Nellicles directed me to.

And then go and read this post found via Popbitch. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity for the lads!