Tuesday, May 04, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Coco is AMAZING!
“Getting a bikini wax. She’s about to pull the cloth strip off of my crotch. Yikes! A little pain is worth it.”I just can't quit Coco. This girl is so wrong that it's awesome! Here she is about to get her vadge de-haired. She kindly posted this up on twitter where she describes herself as a "hard working business woman, TV personality, Swimsuit,Playboy & Fitness Model and wife of IceT..." YES!
Fuck Twitter though...they banned this pic! I can't see any pink bits! Damn this world. Damn it to hell.
Nude Chick In Disney Movie
I am very, very lucky to know Ross Radiation for he is a font of incredible knowledge.
Today he showed me this gem from the Disney movoir The Rescuers. He reckons everyone knows about this, but I didn't know! I DID NOT KNOW!
Looks like Disney pissed off one animator too many.
Suck the pus dudes!!!!!!
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
DIE ANTWOORD
I woke up this morning and thought to myself, "what I need in my life is the ‘next level rap-rave krew’. I have had it up to here with the regular level ones." Then lo and behold, I stumble across the amazing Die Antwoord, a self described ‘next level rap-rave krew"! Who knew?!
Hailing from South Africa, these kids are fucking cool. Cooler than you. Possibly cooler than me.
Ninja describes his ethnic background poetically; "in this place, South Africa, you get a lot of different things: whites, coloureds, English, Afrikaans, Xhosa, Zulu, watookal—I’m like all these different things, all these different people, fucked into one person."
Check em out! This is their website where you can just listen to their awesome shit.
HOT!
Hailing from South Africa, these kids are fucking cool. Cooler than you. Possibly cooler than me.
Ninja describes his ethnic background poetically; "in this place, South Africa, you get a lot of different things: whites, coloureds, English, Afrikaans, Xhosa, Zulu, watookal—I’m like all these different things, all these different people, fucked into one person."
Check em out! This is their website where you can just listen to their awesome shit.
HOT!
Coco's Makeup Tips
"This is how I get ready.By sitting in the sink.No joke!Getting pretty for a movie premier. "
Where the hell did Ice find this amazing woman? This shit has got to stop! It is too, too awesome.
If I've told you once I've told you a trillion times, follow Coco on Twitter!
Monday, February 01, 2010
Babes and Stormtroopers
This website makes me feel sick, but as a public service to the nerds I love to love, may I present Hot Chicks With Stormtroopers. Sorry.Get Used To Boys
Do you suffer from social anxiety? Does the thought of a boy looking at you make u go CRAZY INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE? What if he talks to you? Do you TOTALLY FLIP YOUR WIG?!
Girlfriend, what you need is some boy practice. Watch this video, several times if needs be, and get used to the hot ladyboys staring you out. There is nothing worse than peeing your pants the first time a guy talks to you. Do it first in the privacy of your own home.
Put on a depend or lay down the plastic sheet and get ready. These studs are going to guide you into the world of womanhood. This is especially...."for lady".
Girlfriend, what you need is some boy practice. Watch this video, several times if needs be, and get used to the hot ladyboys staring you out. There is nothing worse than peeing your pants the first time a guy talks to you. Do it first in the privacy of your own home.
Put on a depend or lay down the plastic sheet and get ready. These studs are going to guide you into the world of womanhood. This is especially...."for lady".
Selleck Waterfall Sandwich
Tom Selleck was Quigley in Quigley Down Under, a movie described by one avid movie fan as "an overlooked gem".
It has been suggested by some that Quigley is the role that Selleck was born to play.
He was also Magnum PI and one of the dads in that horror classic Three Men And A Baby.
Sandwiches are a yummy, bread type concoction. They are very popular with people of all ages and were invented by the Earl Of Sandwich as a means of keeping greasy meat stains off his cards whilst he was playing cribbage.
Waterfalls are exotic and wet. Sometimes if you look very hard you can see unicorns hiding behind them.
Now, together at last... DRUMROLL... Tom Selleck, waterfalls and delicious sandwiches. What a world we live in! BE THE MAGIC!
It has been suggested by some that Quigley is the role that Selleck was born to play.
He was also Magnum PI and one of the dads in that horror classic Three Men And A Baby.
Sandwiches are a yummy, bread type concoction. They are very popular with people of all ages and were invented by the Earl Of Sandwich as a means of keeping greasy meat stains off his cards whilst he was playing cribbage.
Waterfalls are exotic and wet. Sometimes if you look very hard you can see unicorns hiding behind them.
Now, together at last... DRUMROLL... Tom Selleck, waterfalls and delicious sandwiches. What a world we live in! BE THE MAGIC!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Coco Exercises
Our girl Coco has done it again.
Here she is doing squats in her stripper heels. Bless.
You really should follow her on Twitter, then you will receive gems like this:
"I'm naked in my kitchen making Grape Koolaide in the pitch dark.Ice is craving it.Gotta keep your man happy."
Ice is a very lucky man.
Here she is doing squats in her stripper heels. Bless.
You really should follow her on Twitter, then you will receive gems like this:
"I'm naked in my kitchen making Grape Koolaide in the pitch dark.Ice is craving it.Gotta keep your man happy."
Ice is a very lucky man.
Makeup Artists Revenge
Does anyone remember the movie Powder? You know the movie where "a young bald albino boy with unique powers shakes up the rural community he lives in"?
No?
Neither do I.
I wonder if Nicole Kidman has seen it. I bet her bitch of a makeup artist has!
Oh Nic, you silly, silly bitch. That is why we use straws and/or rolled up thousand dollar bills. It is very rude just to shove your whole face in there! I bet Antonia would never do that!
Well, ya gots to keep laffing Mrs Urban. HAHA, i just realised that is her name! That is funny. I wonder if she has a cousin called Mrs Rural....mmm....that was shit. Let's just look at how dumb Nicole looks:
Nicole Kidman, you are a stupid bitch.
THE END
No?
Neither do I.
I wonder if Nicole Kidman has seen it. I bet her bitch of a makeup artist has!
Oh Nic, you silly, silly bitch. That is why we use straws and/or rolled up thousand dollar bills. It is very rude just to shove your whole face in there! I bet Antonia would never do that!
Well, ya gots to keep laffing Mrs Urban. HAHA, i just realised that is her name! That is funny. I wonder if she has a cousin called Mrs Rural....mmm....that was shit. Let's just look at how dumb Nicole looks:
Nicole Kidman, you are a stupid bitch.
THE END
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Ringing Of The Bells
Christmas is the time to rejoice, for we all get presents and that is awesome.
Sometimes we even get to keep the presents we give to other people. Like, you know, your grandpa isn't really into knee high pink leopard print socks, or your Aunty Gertrude doesn't have anywhere in her new retirement village to put the giant cardboard cutout of Johnny Depp you got her. That is also awesome.
Now you have new socks and Johnny Depp!
You also get to eat shitloads of food that you didn't have to pay for, and you can get absolutely maggoted at your parents home and they will think you are just full of seasonal cheer (if they are senile enough).
Then you steal their christmas ham and heaps of beer (always take a very large backback) and you are on your way home. What a great day! Thanx for the lift Nan! Sorry I spewed in your stupid, ugly car. Can I have it when you die?
REJOICE!
Sometimes we even get to keep the presents we give to other people. Like, you know, your grandpa isn't really into knee high pink leopard print socks, or your Aunty Gertrude doesn't have anywhere in her new retirement village to put the giant cardboard cutout of Johnny Depp you got her. That is also awesome.
Now you have new socks and Johnny Depp!
You also get to eat shitloads of food that you didn't have to pay for, and you can get absolutely maggoted at your parents home and they will think you are just full of seasonal cheer (if they are senile enough).
Then you steal their christmas ham and heaps of beer (always take a very large backback) and you are on your way home. What a great day! Thanx for the lift Nan! Sorry I spewed in your stupid, ugly car. Can I have it when you die?
REJOICE!
Monday, November 23, 2009
Gone To The Dogs
Ross wants to get this for Rizzo this chrsitmas. She will be the most awesome dog at the park!
Friday, November 20, 2009
Suri Girl Interrupted Pt 2
I've wasted a year of my life. Maybe everyone out there is a liar. And maybe the whole world is "stupid" and "ignorant" but I'd rather be in it. I'd rather be fucking in it than down here with you.
How the hell am I supposed to recover when I don't even understand my disease?
No one cares if you die, Lisa, because you're dead already. Your heart is cold. That's why you keep coming back here. You're not free. You need this place to feel alive. It's pathetic.
You know, taking us for ice creams in a blizzard... makes you wonder who the real whack jobs are.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Coco Hits The Beach
Oh Coco, another Busting Out patron Saint, you've done it again. How I love you!
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Mantrap!
Jayne Mansfield, my favourite celebrity of all time, once said, "if you want a better man, build a better man-trap", or something close to that anyways. I am quoting off the top of my head, so sue me Mariska Hargitay! I double, triple dare you! Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you. Maybe I could rape a tradie on the way to court and you could make an episode of Law and Order SVU about it. How do you like THEM apples?!
........................ how do you like this mantrap?..............................................
Um, yeah....so....mantraps.
Oh, that's right, that is also what my mum calls tits. Actually it could be "manbait"? Hmmmm, whatever, she is senile and has small boobs.
Did you also know that a rug can be a mantrap?! A furry mantrap!? No shit, check out this public service anouncement. I wish I had learnt about this in my formative years.
........................ how do you like this mantrap?..............................................Um, yeah....so....mantraps.
Oh, that's right, that is also what my mum calls tits. Actually it could be "manbait"? Hmmmm, whatever, she is senile and has small boobs.
Did you also know that a rug can be a mantrap?! A furry mantrap!? No shit, check out this public service anouncement. I wish I had learnt about this in my formative years.
Smile Like You Mean It
Do you know me in real life? If you do, you will know that I have seriously squinty eyes when I laugh. It is both mutant and adorable. Some of my siblings share the same trait.
When we were kids we used to try and smile as big as we could without showing our teeth and trying to keep our eyes as wide as possible. It looks demented. I will take a photo of this for you and post it here later.
I bet SOME of you are trying to do it now. You look stupid. Do not do it in front of that hot tradie who is fixing your dunny. I assure you he will not bone you after seeing that!
This guy is doing something creepier. He is laughing without smiling. This is what I was like before I discovered antidepressants. HOLLOW!
When we were kids we used to try and smile as big as we could without showing our teeth and trying to keep our eyes as wide as possible. It looks demented. I will take a photo of this for you and post it here later.
I bet SOME of you are trying to do it now. You look stupid. Do not do it in front of that hot tradie who is fixing your dunny. I assure you he will not bone you after seeing that!
This guy is doing something creepier. He is laughing without smiling. This is what I was like before I discovered antidepressants. HOLLOW!
MTV Is Keeping It Real(ity)
Last night I was uselessy outraged by MTV changing from Channel 808, up where all the music channels are, to some lower channel near where all the reality shows are.
You should have heard me ranting and raving! "MTV stands for Music Television!" "Michael Jackson didn't die for this!" "Where will I get my Rock and/or Roll from?"
Then I remembered that MTV has hardly showed music videos for as long as I've had foxtel.
So I made myself a sparkling glass of Passion Pop and settled in for a marvelous episode of Rock Of Love Bus. Best. Show. On. TV. Thank you MTV!
You should have heard me ranting and raving! "MTV stands for Music Television!" "Michael Jackson didn't die for this!" "Where will I get my Rock and/or Roll from?"
Then I remembered that MTV has hardly showed music videos for as long as I've had foxtel.
So I made myself a sparkling glass of Passion Pop and settled in for a marvelous episode of Rock Of Love Bus. Best. Show. On. TV. Thank you MTV!
Dogs Share My Bad Taste
Are you aware that dogs all over the world are singing along to Gwen Stefani's Sweet Escape?!
I used to live with a dog called Chiko who sang along to some weird little harp thing.
My foxy-chihuhua doesn't do anything cool like this. Once she barked at some dude acting like a dog on Jerry Springer. She is her mothers child.
There's lots more here.
I used to live with a dog called Chiko who sang along to some weird little harp thing.
My foxy-chihuhua doesn't do anything cool like this. Once she barked at some dude acting like a dog on Jerry Springer. She is her mothers child.
There's lots more here.
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Coco as a Mermaid
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
An Amy Winehouse Nip
AMY WINEHOUSE HAS NEW BOOBS!!!!!!No more to add. Oh except this is what her dad said about HIS DAUGHTERS TITS:
"(She's) fantastic. Her boobs are great as well! She looks absolutely fantastic.
"I didn't have to pay for it (boob job), that's all I know. I didn't have to pay for the boobs.
"There is no total recovery, it''s a recovery and if you look back to where we were a year ago, we are on a different planet.
We are in a different space and a different time and (Amy is) a different person."
Yes, we are now on planet boob. Thanks dad!
Monday, October 26, 2009
Semi-Awesome YouTube Comments
Go to Awesome YouTube Comments for a few chuckles. Or don't. I can't live your life for you, but if you follow my instructions YOU could live MINE!
“ I laughed, I cried, I pissed in my pants. An instant classic! ”
“ i don’t think you would be driving…. while taking a shit… ”
“ its from batman returns, the most sensitive of all the batmans ”
Police Sketches Can be Fun
I would be the worst witness to a crime ever. I once spent 25 minutes chasing a dog, thinking it was mine, only to find it had a big penis attached to it. Well nobody told me Rizzo weren't packing heat, day'um.
Does that story even relate to this story? Whatever.
I could never understand how police sketches work. I could probably tell you what they smelled like, for I can name every flavour of lynx, rexona and impulse ever released, but what their nose looked like? Bitch, please, I'm a busy woman searching for pennies in the gutter. How else am I gonna get home from the free soup kitchen?
Which doesn't really bring me here, but let's just say it did...
I very much enjoyed this collection of bizarre police sketches. Check it out.... fool!
Does that story even relate to this story? Whatever.
I could never understand how police sketches work. I could probably tell you what they smelled like, for I can name every flavour of lynx, rexona and impulse ever released, but what their nose looked like? Bitch, please, I'm a busy woman searching for pennies in the gutter. How else am I gonna get home from the free soup kitchen?
Which doesn't really bring me here, but let's just say it did...
I very much enjoyed this collection of bizarre police sketches. Check it out.... fool!
Reverse Photobombs
Here is a somewhat stupid collection of Reverse PhotoBombs.
I chose to go with the picture above, because that is probably my arse up there.
The whole world has seen my butt. It hangs out with wild abandon.
My Perfect Date
Has this woman been reading my diary?!
It's like she is looking into my very soul....
It's like she is looking into my very soul....
Noah Cyrus Phone Home
This is nine year old Noah Cyrus, Miley's little sister, off to enjoy an evening in the Playboy grotto.
Now first up, isn't Noah a boys name? As in Noah's Ark? As in that hot dredded tennis player Noah Whatever The F is surname was? Um Noah...well the dude that built the ark?!
OK, I may be wrong, and let's face it, it wouldn't be the first time.
Besides, there are bigger things to worry about here, like for example, has Billy Ray taken up dentistry?
Are you dawgs fer real?!
Red lipstick?!
Get this child in a snuggy and take her to an oral surgeon stat.
Please see my Halloween Hell post below for a cautionary tale regarding dressing as a slut too early. Surely there is something in between pumpkins and whores? For the love of all that is sacred, whatever happened to ghosts?!
Actually, whatever happened to ET?!
Flying Undies
Underpants are cool. Flying underpants are cooler.
Wow, look at them go!
Imagine looking out of your Virgin Blue window and copping that! That would be worth the price of the ticket alone!
Some dude was so inspired by this he constructed his own pair of parachuting panties. This world is truly filled with awesome.
Wow, look at them go!
Imagine looking out of your Virgin Blue window and copping that! That would be worth the price of the ticket alone!
Some dude was so inspired by this he constructed his own pair of parachuting panties. This world is truly filled with awesome.
He's 45! GROSS!
The grossest thing in the world is someone who is old and trying to act cool and with it.
You know the type; wearing disgusting rats-tails, grinding their pleather pants on teenagers in bars, shopping at supre.
These types remind me of the Donnas song Dirty Denim;
"You look like you've only slept for an hour
You smell like you haven't taken a shower
And your hair is so dirty
It makes you look like you're 30!"
Haha that always cracks me up. Thirty is GROSS!
Don't get me wrong, I love people aging disgracefully, but please, put down the Paul Robinson denim jacket and skinny tie. No one is enjoying it.
You know the type; wearing disgusting rats-tails, grinding their pleather pants on teenagers in bars, shopping at supre.
These types remind me of the Donnas song Dirty Denim;
"You look like you've only slept for an hour
You smell like you haven't taken a shower
And your hair is so dirty
It makes you look like you're 30!"
Haha that always cracks me up. Thirty is GROSS!
Don't get me wrong, I love people aging disgracefully, but please, put down the Paul Robinson denim jacket and skinny tie. No one is enjoying it.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Halloween Hell
When I was a kid I wasn't allowed to watch Young Talent Time because everyone on it was a slut. That didn't stop me from naming my Cabbage Patch Kid Bevan, after my one true love who was eerily name Bevan too! *SWOON* What a HUNK!
So because my folks were such straights Halloween wasn't really *done* in our house. I did, however, go to one Halloween party and in a troubling precognition of what my adult body would turn out like, I was dressed like this kid:
As the years went on, I found I was typecast. I would always be the round, jolly orange girl in the corner. High school was hell.
Then I met a man with a similar upbringing. He also wasn't allowed to watch YTT. He wasn't even allowed to watch the Brady Bunch because, you guessed it, everyone on it was a slut.
The pumpkin dude is ok, but we find "congress" to be difficult due to our round shapes. We have consulted obesity websites, but all those tips require a large member. So here I am, rotund, orange and uselessly married to this dude:
Thanks to my parents early imput, the trajectory of my life has been globular and lame. In my twilight years I will look like this:
I often wonder how my life might have turned out if my parents had dress me like this when I was three:
As the years passed I would have got just that little bit more sexier. Darryn O'Malley probably would have asked me to the year 3 Halloween Disco if he had known this was gonna pop out:
Year six would have been all hot babes and fast cars. Damn my parents and their conservitive, pumpkin loving values.
I probably would never have dropped out of uni and settled into a life of orange mediocrity. I could have flown out of the bible belt on my vibrating broom. I'd probably land in Hughs grotto, and you would be tuning in to watch me on channel E right now!
I would have married well, probably to a man of the cloth and a woman of the wicca persuasion. Damn things could have been good.
So at this time of year, I reflect on what could have been. As I step into another form fitting pumpkin suit, I look at my pumpkin dude and think to myself "If only I had been allowed to be a slut all those years ago".
Parents, take heed! Every pumpkin shaped costume is doing your kid damage. Get that beyatch into a corset and suspenders stat. There really is nothing worse than being a wall pumpkin.
So because my folks were such straights Halloween wasn't really *done* in our house. I did, however, go to one Halloween party and in a troubling precognition of what my adult body would turn out like, I was dressed like this kid:
As the years went on, I found I was typecast. I would always be the round, jolly orange girl in the corner. High school was hell.
Then I met a man with a similar upbringing. He also wasn't allowed to watch YTT. He wasn't even allowed to watch the Brady Bunch because, you guessed it, everyone on it was a slut.The pumpkin dude is ok, but we find "congress" to be difficult due to our round shapes. We have consulted obesity websites, but all those tips require a large member. So here I am, rotund, orange and uselessly married to this dude:
Thanks to my parents early imput, the trajectory of my life has been globular and lame. In my twilight years I will look like this:
I often wonder how my life might have turned out if my parents had dress me like this when I was three:
As the years passed I would have got just that little bit more sexier. Darryn O'Malley probably would have asked me to the year 3 Halloween Disco if he had known this was gonna pop out:
Year six would have been all hot babes and fast cars. Damn my parents and their conservitive, pumpkin loving values.
I probably would never have dropped out of uni and settled into a life of orange mediocrity. I could have flown out of the bible belt on my vibrating broom. I'd probably land in Hughs grotto, and you would be tuning in to watch me on channel E right now!
I would have married well, probably to a man of the cloth and a woman of the wicca persuasion. Damn things could have been good.
So at this time of year, I reflect on what could have been. As I step into another form fitting pumpkin suit, I look at my pumpkin dude and think to myself "If only I had been allowed to be a slut all those years ago".
Parents, take heed! Every pumpkin shaped costume is doing your kid damage. Get that beyatch into a corset and suspenders stat. There really is nothing worse than being a wall pumpkin.
Twilight Nipple Scene
I have never seen Twilight, but I am hoping that by posting that title, tweens will flock to Busting Out and check out Amy Winhouses' pubes.
As for this R Patz character, I am not sure. I guess he's OK. He's not all that though. I mean, he looks a little bit special and smelly.
Well anyway, here is a deleted scene from Twilight featuring an amazing nipple shot. You are welcome.
Ps. Can someone let me know where that Amy Winehouse apostrophe belongs. Despite dabbling in a communication degree I have no idea how to spell and/or write proper.
As for this R Patz character, I am not sure. I guess he's OK. He's not all that though. I mean, he looks a little bit special and smelly.
Well anyway, here is a deleted scene from Twilight featuring an amazing nipple shot. You are welcome.
Ps. Can someone let me know where that Amy Winehouse apostrophe belongs. Despite dabbling in a communication degree I have no idea how to spell and/or write proper.
Beat On The Brat
Beat On the Brat is an awesome song. Here. Let's listen to it:
So romantic, don't you think?!
So that song is the raddness, but what is not bodacious is beating up kids in real life. What's even worse is beating up a kid 'cause he is pouring sand into another kids butt crack. Sometimes it is just one of those days.
Hitting these kids only leads to this kind of behaviour:
Oh my flying spaghetti monster! That must have been some beating!
I once was babysitting a kid who tore all his clothes off and stuck a hose up his bum. The hose was ON!
But did I hit him? No! Once the hose had been gently removed I ran into the bathroom and laffed my arse off. And now I am writing about it on the internet!
Anyways, the only way to deal with this kind of thing is to remix it into an hilarious song. Enjoy.
So romantic, don't you think?!
So that song is the raddness, but what is not bodacious is beating up kids in real life. What's even worse is beating up a kid 'cause he is pouring sand into another kids butt crack. Sometimes it is just one of those days.
Hitting these kids only leads to this kind of behaviour:
Oh my flying spaghetti monster! That must have been some beating!
I once was babysitting a kid who tore all his clothes off and stuck a hose up his bum. The hose was ON!
But did I hit him? No! Once the hose had been gently removed I ran into the bathroom and laffed my arse off. And now I am writing about it on the internet!
Anyways, the only way to deal with this kind of thing is to remix it into an hilarious song. Enjoy.
Friday, October 23, 2009
Sparrow Is Not A Name
Nicole Richie has named her newborn son Sparrow. What a dickhead.If they were naming him after this hot slut....
...they have failed. His first name was Captain. I guess the father is in a band called Good Charlotte. They are obviously all idiots.
